Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 18)

I've probably said this before but it's worth repeating. Daytimes are much more "regular centric" than nights. The staff is probably about 30% new girls that have been hired over the past year and they are more likely to approach you. There are a lot of girls in the 6, 7, 8 range and some 9s and a very few 10s. There are some 6s and 7s that behave like 10s but VERY few. In 17 years, I've never had a dance where no clothes came off. In fact, over the years, I have had every experience from the "How do you? Nice to meet you!" dance to a threesome with two "First Ballot, Providence Stripper Hall of Famers" that could be described as a "Dear Penthouse... I never thought this would happen to me" experience. Your experience of finding only unattractive girls, not taking anything off, delivering an air dance seems unique. Maybe, It's YOU!

I too snuck in for a Holiday visit Monday and must have been there the same time as you because that was my $5 Kai tipped Abby. The AA or Latina with tats and short dark hair (I'm thinking Carribean) was Olea. The petite white spinner is Rosalie. She has a really nice, petite shape and milky white tat free skin. Renesme was on stage just before Abby so that's probably who you saw.

I can't disagree with anything you said about Kai, She is my ATF. She has a few very loyal customers and is busy most Thursdays and Fridays. Tuesday or Wednesday are usually available to those that are interested in meeting her. If you've been away for 3 years, I can see why Piper would be a shocking change. Her looks and "performance" have evolved! By the way, Ivana is "The Polish Princess".

I believe I have seen her within the last two weeks

My first strip club adventure was 52 years ago. I've seen a significant number of tits and ass. Over that time, I have had many "Current Favorites" or "Club Favorites" but only three that rose to the status of "All Time Favorite". The first two lasted about 5 years each. One lasted a wild week in Myrtle Beach. The current ATF is going on 8 years and stronger than ever. But, the fact that she is the ATF has relegated the previous girls into a "Current Favorite" category even if it was for an extended time. I think the ATF is defined by who would you want to spend time with if every girl you have ever met was available. That is why my ATF is my ATF.

Based on your appreciation for Aurora and Lian, you would probably enjoy Prya, Yasmine and Egypt. Long, lean and beautiful.

When I was young, you couldn't get tickets to the Bruins. Rhode Island Reds were like the Charleston Chiefs!!!!

There are different versions of "Regular". There are the "Regulars" that are in there multiple times a week, sit at the bar chatting and/or buying drinks for a variety of girls but do no dances. There are "Regulars" that come in once a week or so that has favorites and hopes to find one of them available when he drops in. And, there are REGULARS that have A favorite that they see weekly, bi-weekly, monthly and schedule their visits.

Fantasies on Dean Street wa the first club I ever went to in Providence. It was all on one floor and then up a few steps nd through swinging doors to a neighborhood pub. They added a second floor and the place was mobbed, particularly, before and after Providence College or Rhode Island Reds games. Francis made a boat load of money when the City bought the area and built the Aqua building on Sims. When they first opened, it was wild. Lots of beautiful girls on two floors overflowing crowds!!! I'm told, Francis turned his attention to a club in Florida and left Junior to run things here. Junior spent too much time trying to get laid and too little time keeping track of the competition. He couldn't compete with the "hospitality" at Desire or the upgrades at Foxy. Now he's back riding out the storm until the real estate market comes back.

I didn't use her previous name because she didn't. There was no "new" April so I assumed she did it for a reason.

Rather than dwell on the desert douche, use the information provided by this post and comments to enhance your Club Desire experience. Ivana is back...that's like Brady coming back to the Pats!

I'm the regular for whom she was waiting and the "cute" is what got me started but the personality is what got me hooked.

Something got screwed up moving the Word document onto the site.It's obviously Roxanne and not Sassy that fits into the Stevie, Lotus, Charlotte category.

It's tomato/Tomahto Parker had a little more meat on her bones Aurora is ripped. I prefer tomato!

In my regular Thursday afternoon visit, the tipping girls on stage portion included several fit girls (Alliyah, April, Arriana, Audrey, Aurora) just to name the A's. However, I do agree that the ladies are getting bigger but evidently, the young guys are mesmerized by a big ol' butt!

I have seen a thicker "mochachino" dancer that looked familiar but I do not recall Cleo. This girl reminded me of Diamond, a Cape Verdean girl from a few years back at Desire. I couldn't agree more with your praise of Patti. She is as good at her craft as any I've ever met.

@Mr Prov Trinity @ CF was Trinity @ CD

I was sitting at the bench with Kai and tipping girls on stage from about 3:30 to 4:15. Then we went upstairs for lunch and some alone time. :>

All the prices are the same at Lust as they are on the first floor. There is a larger food menu and the food is actually pretty good.(Caesar salad, add shrimp, add cucumbers is very good) The atmosphere is more chill and you can actually sit and converse with the lady (If that is something you enjoy) The rooms are triple the size and quieter so you can concentrate on what your doing rather than having the hustle and bustle of downstairs. And, if you don't think you will spend your quarterly fee, you can charge a bottle of champagne as the "room fee" for an hour in VIP or order food to go. I definitely recommend it.

I can't disagree with you because, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". I can't tell by your rating system whether you prefer thinner or thicker because you gave one girl that I think is too thin F7B7 and one girl I think has a pretty face but is too thick F7B8. But, that's what makes this place so much fun. There's someone for everyone!

This is where most people look so it's a good idea to get the news out there!

He gave us the only "Detail" needed.

If I was a shill, I would take your advice and eliminate the Tell Signs. But, since I am a customer that frequents the club once or twice a week,I share my knowledge with those that don't get here on a regular basis. You know that and everyone reading your relentless sniping knows that. But, because you are a lonely, little man, you come aboard to generate attention and because I am a goodhearted person, I am giving you your attention fix for today. If there is anything untrue in my review, please point it out. If not, shut the fuck up!

vajmon: why are you suddenly attacking me with the BULLSHIT comments? Did I spray a load on the tits of one of your favorites right before you sucked them? Did some girl swallow the load right before you kissed her? Why are you being an asshole?

Krystal has left the building.