Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 19)

I found out that Evelyn and "The Wife" get along very well!

I'm not really into little boys.

Actually, Sam, wages have increased at a slower rate than inflation. Credit card debt is exploding. Interest rates are doubled. Layoffs are beginning. Recession is around the corner. Obviously, you weren't around for Jimmy Carter. And, BTW, when China's push to end the US Dollar as the world's currency succeeds, we will actually have to pay our debts rather than just printing more money.

Centerfolds has the only game in town and they take advantage of it. Unless you want to spend ridiculous money (and the ladies in Providence will tell you that I am a generous tipper) this place is too rich for my blood. If you have business in Boston, stay at the Marriott in Quincy and Uber to meetings in Boston and adventures at Boardroom Cabaret in Brockton. (There's more fun to be had at Boardroom than the clubs North of the city.

With the young, energetic Star and the sexy, veteran seductress Alex you must have had a nice variety of entertainment. In my experience, a girl will lead someone she doesn't know as well to the couches under the stage and someone that she knows that may get a little less resistance to the more private areas to the right of the doors.

Review specific comment: There are many new hires (several coming from RI Dolls) that are younger, slimmer and have not established "regulars" yet so be on the lookout. General Comment: In recent visits several girls have complained about customers coming in, taking up their time and leaving without a dance or a reasonable tip for their company and conversation. I don't know if it's cheap guys or the runaway inflation but there are two of my "Stripper Rules" that definitely apply. For the girls: By the time the first drink is done, you should know if the guy is going to do a dance, spend some money or if he just wants to feed you drinks and stare at your tits. For the guys: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs. The girls are WORKING if you're taking up their time, pay them for it.

Only the connoisseur of coochie could come up with a review like this!

Since the Patriot's are playing tonight, I made a post golf swing through Providence to hit the Providence Trifecta. First stop was around 2 at Desire. Approximately 25 customers and six girls. (Asia, Marina, Isabella, Melissa and two I did not know) Second stop was around 3:15 at Fantasies. Exactly ten customers and four girls. Three of the four girls were sitting at the bar eating. One very tall thin brunette was draped over a customer at the bar that eventually bought the $15 ticket and went for some fun. The other three were a white girl with glasses and a nice, petite body, a Black girl with a nice shape and the third was a blonde with small breasts and an ample butt. I saw them as they got up from the bar and walked to the ladies room or the dressing room. I can't give you any names because they never came over to me or the stage. Last stop at about 4 was Foxy. There were six customers. Me, one guy sitting at the bar and 4 girls sitting at the stage. I saw Olivia, a blonde milf with big boobs and a round bottom, Lydia, a darkhaired late 20's with small breasts and a larger bottom and Samantha that was a big hit with the ladies at the stage. Being a Sunday, I wasn't expecting much. I got what I was expecting.

Maybe Desert douche can tell us the last time he was in Club Desire so we can believe his venom due to anything but sperm reflux!

If you follow the Desire Instagram account, the daily stories typically have a few of the girls announcing their attendance.

And there is the ass wipe desertscrub calling a review that was pretty critical of the club a shill review. This horses as wouldn't know a legitimate review if it jumped off the page and punched him in the face. I have no idea how anyone can carry so much anger towards a stripclub, particularly one that is generally recognized as the best in town, that he feels obligated to make a fool of himself over and over again. You are a pathetic little man!

This is useless!

I thought I was a shill for Desire Desert douche is a fool

A mutual friend took me here for my birthday a few weeks ago on a Friday night. We were there from about 9 to 10:30. She wanted to buy me a dance but I didn't see anyone there in whom I was interested

I visited on a Friday evening a couple weeks ago. I wasn't thrilled with the selection.

This was the first club I ever entered when it was on Dean Street in the 70's. That was where I ended business lunches on the Hill when we were doing significant business at the Bulk Fuel Terminals near the port. It had talent that rivaled Foxy and a lot less "attitude". Francis made a killing when the City moved him and he lost interest.

If you got hired here, you would surely get hired at Desire which could use some more thin girls at night. And, the rooms are where the money is.

You spent $165 for 5 songs in semi private but could have had 15 minutes of totally private for $140! Just a "heads up" in case you go back.

No one is going to give explicit actionable intelligence because the rules say not to but more so here because LE and politicians and the media have used this and the other site to target girls and get some publicity. No one should be linking a specific name to a specific action or a specific price. However, Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you!

Amazed that the most critical review gets called a Shill Ad but you notice he voted no. Usually he votes yes and calls it a Shill Ad so he can justify his obsession. Saturday afternoon is, perhaps, the worst time to visit and particularly before 3. Weekdays girls are there by 1 Weekends there is a 3PM window and more girls typically arrive after 3 and stay till 9. Truly is a hard seltzer product that you drink if your not man enough to have a beer. (Just kidding! I like the Black Cherry)

First, I want to point out that desertscrub is such a petty, little douche nozzle that he took the time to label your story of disappointment a Shill Review or Club Ad. Second, Pussylicker2 castigated me for my review that is overflowing with usable, actionable information but criticizes your "tale of woe" because of insufficient actionable information. Finally, Thursday is mine! Seriously, if you need some tips on attracting some babes when your "wife" is busy, PM me and I'll give you some tips!

That's why it's in my reviews

Sage has been gone for a few months. The last time I saw her, she was alarmingly thin. I was told that it was alarming to other girls and some tried to help. I have not heard anything lately.

@pussylicker2:The point is to write the review as if I was describing the place to someone that's in from out of town and never been there before. That's why I include the directions and the physical description. I describe the type of service to expect from the staff to let people know what the vibe is like. I have a running roster of girls that is adjusted when necessary and as stated above, the # indicates a new girl or some new information for those that are regulars and don't need my input. I could eliminate the details and write a 6 or 8 sentence description of the afternoon visit with how many girls were there and who remembered me and what was for lunch but that would just be me telling a story and not actually "reviewing" the club.

Good review. I wholeheartedly agree on Piper. I remember when she came in as the super cute girl next door and have witnessed all the enhancements. Maybe she didn't realize how beautiful she was in the original form and started making changes. She looks like a "maneater" but is very nice and, as you said, fun to interact with at the bar or in the VIP!!!