OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 14)
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
Although I am not a fan of after market mellons, Renesme with the new boobs still looked and felt natural. (IMHO)
I'll have to test Ivana's but they look a little big.
She is a gem...one in a million.
We are approaching 8 years of fun and games and, most importantly, friendship.
In fact, I'll be heading down for our "Lunch Date" shortly.
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
@ski: I'm not sure she ruined it but they are a little too big for her slender figure.
Renesme got fakes a couple years ago and didn't overdo it so they look natural.
My ATF was talking about it a while back and I'm glad she decided to stay all natural.
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
She is not NEW but parts of her are.
Ivanna has returned...
With new boobs!
review comment
a year ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
I am a firm believer that the Day Crew at Desires M-F is more attractive than the Night Crew.
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
The ranking is based on the ratings given with the reviews.
Evidently, Desire reviewers give it higher marks than other clubs.
discussion comment
a year ago
OutlawJosieWales
@ Sicilian: the girls below 30 may want the young stud but the girls over 30 know that the young stud is more trouble because of he is a young stud and he's got the I'm pulling you attitude. The girls that have been doing this for a while, particularly the afternoon girls, want to develop a regular clientel because they realize that a lovestruck 65 year old with lots of disposable income is less work with a higher return.
As told to me by one of my favorites, "You are dangerous. You come in here, flirt with everyone and never pressure any girl on her boundaries. You're generous and patient. Because, you know that sooner or later we'll make a bad decision and you'll get everything you want." It's worked for 50 years!!!!
discussion comment
a year ago
OutlawJosieWales
Stripclubs have naked women, alcohol and sports on TV.
If you're not having fun, it's your own damn fault!
discussion comment
a year ago
OutlawJosieWales
The Sicilian is obviosly taking a shot at me in his comment so let me tell you that I have no illusions.
When a grown man talks about "dirty stares" and "stares like a dagger", it is a bit ludicrous!
I mentioned the circumstances I have personally encountered to illustrate that I have never had to deal with petty jealousies nor the "stares like a dagger" that a couple guys are fixated on.
I do have a long and illustrious career as a stip club enthusiast,
It started at 17 and I'll be 70 soon.
I think that experience gives me some insight into how the game is layed.
Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you!
Stripper Rule #2: They don't necessarily keep a regular schedule.
Stripper Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You are paying for the fantasy, so don't confuse the two.
Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers)
Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine.
Stripper Rule #6: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs.
Stripper Rule #7: It is time to leave when you run out of money or they turn on the lights.
Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target.
Stripper Rule #9: It is her job to take your money. She will tell you what she thinks will induce you to spend more. A sad story, bad luck, impending doom, promises of future sexual adventure are all designed to get you to spend beyond your limit. Just as each girl has her right to define her limits, you need to define your limits.
Stripper Rule #10: It’s okay to fall in lust but don’t fall in love.
discussion comment
a year ago
OutlawJosieWales
TO ALL:
I have been doing this for a long time.
I have not found a better club in New England.
I have been coming here once or twice a week since it opened.
I was here when the day crew was 6 or 8 girls.
I used to sit at the bar with those girls and rotate through for LDs.
I had a five girl afternoon rotation (Natalie, Renesme, Sierra, Talia, Jasmine) that would tell me whose turn it was.
I now have a weekly "date" with my ATF going on 8 years but spend time with other girls if I happen by and she's not working.
I have had one (1) VIP when what was promised was not delivered!
I have had NO jealousy rants and that includes Nicolette because I explained the situation when I asked her for the dance.
We're seeing a barrage of negativity from two posters.
I'm guessing the negativity is more about them than the Desire Dancers!
discussion comment
a year ago
OutlawJosieWales
Maybe someone is a little too sensitive!
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
Individual dances are open cubbies
VIP small booth with curtain
review comment
a year ago
Roadguy
Georgia
I realize that VARIETY is the reason strip joints exist.
However, we are all human with emotions, istincts and desires.
Some times, for no apparent reason, tw very diverse people "click".
It's a wonderful place to be.
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
There is a girl there for every guy.
Every one of us has different taste and some of the girls that I find unattractive (Giant fake caboose) get swarmed.
My favorite story is about a BBW that is 6' feet in heels and easily 225. As she leaves the stage a 5'1, skinny white guy with glasses goes running over to her to invite her for a dance. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And, I've often said, there's nothing more beautiful than the top of a woman's head!
review comment
a year ago
1267
@rockie: I stopped in early evening after golf yesterday.
Saw a few familiar faces and some new ones.
I'd rate 10 of the 12 7 or higher.
I did a few ld's and had a very nice evening.
My game is much better in the stripclub than on the golf course!
review comment
a year ago
1267
The "Talent Quotient" (Number of girls 7 or above) is higher in Brockton.
The "Friction Factor" (Who gets to touch what) is about the same in the RI "cubbies" and in the single song dance booths where the piano used to be.
The "Upgrade Options" (Self explanatory) are better in the Brockton VIP
In fact, I think Desire is head and shoulders above other clubs based on the three metrics used above but I concede that being a regular there and having my ATATF there weighs heavily on my opinion.
Using those same metrics, in my experience Caddy has a lower rating on all 3, Fantasies has a MUCH lower rating on the Talent Quotient but a higher Friction Factor and Upgrade Option., Dolls has great young talent but lacks the Friction and Upgrade.
However, if there are naked women and alcohol, it can't be all bad!
review comment
a year ago
Roadguy
Georgia
If you are a Lust member you can ask the bartender to page a dancer. She calls the DJ and he announces, "Customer request for "Dancer" in Club Lust.".
If you are not a Lust member you can go to Chris, Richard, Matt and ask him to check the dressing room for a dancer and if she's not there, have the DJ page a dancer.
In each case a $5 or $10 Thank you seems appropriate.
review comment
a year ago
1267
Like a fine wine, Alex just seems to get better with age!
I've been to both Foxy and Boardroom in recent months and agree with loper that there is a higher percentage of hot girls in Brockton than in RI
review comment
a year ago
Recsandpark
While we're talking about girls and looks...
I'm watching Manifest on Netflix with the wife.
We're about 3 episodes in and I'm getting this feeling that I know the lead actress from somewhere but I can't put my finger on it.
Suddenly it dawns on me and I start to say, Mickaela Stone looks just like...and I stop...nah!
It's because the actress that plays Mickaela Stone (Melissa Roxburah) is the spitting image of Carmen that danced here years ago.
Not the crazy Venezuelan with the jet black hair.
The young, thin one with light brown/blonde hair from Middleboro.
Google her!
review comment
a year ago
Roadguy
Georgia
It has been said many times that this is a regular-centric club and more so on weekday afternoons than any other time.
To a certain extent, the girls are coached not to "wanna dance" .
However, over the past several weeks there has been a plethora of new talent hired as they flee the sparse crowds at other clubs.
That means there are more girls on each shift that have yet to develop regulars and are available.
I haven't been there in the last month without seeing a goup of girls leaning on the half wall, sitting at the bench or around a table on the patio.
If you want to spend time with a girl that is attractive to you, get off your ass and do something about it. (A little tough love for a fellow perv!)
review comment
a year ago
crosscheck
Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...
Glad to see you're out of the penalty box!
I swing by some Saturdays after golf and I have experienced the same as you. Some days there's an abundance of "talent" and some days it's sparse.
Allie is a veteran and a sweetheart. Never had anything but fun with her.
Ella was here a while back. She had long, black hair then. She does have more butt than expected. (In a good way!)
review comment
a year ago
walter_mitty
I swung by after my typical Thursday Desire visit.
I walked in to about 15 customers at the two bars, 5 girls sitting with a guy at the bar, 2 bouncers, 2 bartenders 1 waitress, 1 house mom and 1 DJ.
Best looking girl was a 6.
Ordered a drink from Patty and hoped something better might be coming up from the dressing room.
While sipping my drink, an 8 came out of the VIP with one guy and went directly to another guy at the back of the bar.
I finished my drink and left!
discussion comment
a year ago
Hungryhunnypot
Sasha really was stripping to pay her way through school. She got her degree in nursing and has moved on.
review comment
a year ago
Bosd
It was definitely a buyers market yesterday. I'm guessing almost 30 girls between Desire, Lust and the patio when I came in at 3.
By th way, Bruna is looking more toned and better than ever. (And she still has those gigantic juggs!)