Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 15)

If you are there 3 times a week doing dances with a handful of girls sampling the field (which is what I did my first 13 years coming here when we regularly did business at the port down the street) I'd call you a regular. If you are there that often and spending money, I can't understand how you're not on every girls radar. As king mentioned, the guys sitting around the bar that rarely tip and almost never do dances are uusally where a girl will go to avoid boredom on a slow day. I have a regular lunch date that has been described in my reviews. I thoroughly enjoy my time. She finds me amusing. And we both enjoy the arrangement. Because I am at "Her office" I, naturally, compensate her for the time she spends with me that she could use pursuing other customers. And, she is not selling the product to one customer but she is selling it to one customer at a time. Not all the old fat white guys are deadbeats!

@outlaw: The girls that make the most money in this club are the girls tht have developed a custoer base of REGULARS. They schedule time for them and fill in with the casual traffic. Your $200 every few weeks doesn't compare to the steady income of a REGULAR.

@kingcool were you talking about a fat, old, whiye guy or a fat OldWhite Guy??????? REGULARS pay the bills! That's why they're called REGULARS. If you go there once a week and spend time with 6 or 8 different girls you are good for about $50 a week, whereas a REGULAR that comes every week is good for $200, $300 or more. Asking Chris or Richard to find a particular dancer is a good idea.

I haven't done a single song room in so long (Except on the occassional "drive by" when I only have time for a single drink, a hug and a kiss goodbye with the ATF) but I always assumed the $25/$35 was for the girl. I'm assuming that "A curly haired one that could have been a dancer herself" was Allyssa (and I agree!) but I think the majority of the bartenders are pleasant and attentive. Maybe it's because I've been A REGULAR for 20 years. During what the ATF calls "my HOE days", a girl would often ask who I usually dance with because all the girls know what the other girls are doing and they want to get a sense of what you would expect in the VIP. I know Night Girls are more likely to approach you than Day Girls but if you see a girl you like, you need tbe pro-active.

Would mochaccino be better?

I know it's a little hypocritical for me to post this because I've violated myself with my ATF but: Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers) Lots of times, when it is slow, girls will sit and chat with a familiar face anchored at the bar just to avoid the boredom while waiting for more customers. Most importantly, BE PROACTIVE! YOU need to initiate the contact. Appearing disinterested or aloof could very well be shyness, anxiety or lack of confidence. Get off your ass and go sweep her off her feet!

Novaline is a stunning beauty. As "Jean Claude" asserted, she is painfully shy. I have had some experiences with her and they have all been G Rated.

If I haven't seen the girl, I don't add her to my list. However, I encourage you to use the comment section to add your opinions of girls I haven't mentiponed or even those I have. The whole point is to be as informative as you can be without crossing the line.

a BETTER ATTITUDE WOULD GET HER @@@

And, by the way, Carmen is 100% natural, 100% sweet and 100% fun.

Desire, particularly days, has a group of regulars that sit at the bar and are familiar faces to the majority of girls. If it's slow,a girl will sit with one of these familiar faces, maybe get a drink, bur primarily killing time. A customer interested in that girl needs to read the situation before approaching. However, if you are wasting a girls time, feeding her drinks and staring at her tits, relax and let her go make some money.

I remember being a snot nosed kid that had a little too much to drink and mouthed off to cop. I got a smack up the side of my head. When I got home and told my father about it... I got a smack up the side of my head!

We have to differentiate among red, pink and orange. Rosalie and Josie (and Lucy) have obvious dye jobs. The Jessica Rabbit vibe looks like a natural redhead. Unfortunately, she wasn't there yesterday so I will have to wait to find out her name.

There are a couple girls with pink hair. Rosalie, the last time I saw her, was a Goth looking parochial school schoolgirl. She wears black glasses the I think are more cosmetic that functional and I was surprised at the size of her milky white breasts when she let them out on stage. Rosalie could never be confused with a Jessica rabbit look. I forgot her name but I'll find out tomorrow,

That's a pretty good list!

Recent visits to compare the Talent Quotient shows that Foxy has a higher percentage (7 out of 12) of 7 plus girls but because there are usually many more girls at Desire (12 out of 25) there are actually more 7 or better girls there on the average afternoon.

Rosalie is the petite white girl with PINK hair and glasses. There is a fairly new girl, more curves with long red hair and glasses. I can't remember her name (it's a retread of someone that has left) but on Friday, when I saw her, she was wearing a long red dress giving the Jessica Rabbit vibe.

@The Ballpark and the mountains... That's what happens when a dancer gets a NEW boyfriend!

Nice review. I'm not as familiar with the night girls but those I know, I think you captured perfectly.

I second the motion on Fabi, Jenna, Kimmie, Pipe and especilly Valerie.

BTW, I was there Thursday afternoon and I didn't see Marina or Michaela And if he took Zoey for Option 3, how did he spend less than $100? Definitely BULLSHIT!

One rebiew... Colombia/Columbia... ALL the negativity... ALL the totally reversed experience (except for Michaela)... I call bullshit!

I have a Thursday lunch date almost every week so I do enjoy the food at Lust. Caesar salad with shrimp, scallops or salmon, the stuffed mushrooms are delicious and a cracked pepper rubbed filet medium with spinach side is excellent. Other "meals" vary in taste and consistency!

Carmen is a doll. She's sweet and genuine and honest. My ATF calls her, the Hippie Girl and told me I should dance with her when she's not around.

I've had a stripper tell me that if we're going to be a regular thing, I need to tell you what was the truth and what was the "stripper bullshit". It started off with, "Everything I've told you so far is stripper bullshit!"