Posts by larryfisherman

I was talking to this regular stripper of mine, and she asked me if I could be committed enough to have a girlfriend now. I said when the time's right, but not now. I then asked her when is she…

TOP DEFINITION Felch (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex,…

I peruse TUSCL's daily reviews. It looks like in some places across the country lap dances start out at 40 bucks per song. Da fuck? Here in LA most of the clubs start out at 20 bucks a song. From what…

In a nude club, when one of the girls doesn't take her panties off on stage. Could that be a sign of low mileage from her? What does that usually mean?

At this one club I go to, everyone knows me there, from the DJ, to the managers, to the owner, to the strippers etc. I'm there about twice a week. I have a reputation of spending a lot of money there…

Recently I saw a couple of stripper rock the Daisy Dukes Jean shorts look. I thought it looked fucking hot. Are you a fan of this look?

The tatted up alternative/goth girls aren't my type, and last night there was a redhead who fit that description. Her arms were tatted up, her ass was tatted up, some of her chest was tatted up, a lot of her…

This stripper gave me her number, and she told me she never gives her number out. Strippers never lie right? Should I now assume that her and I are gonna spend the rest of our lives together?? I smell love.

I absolutely HATE it when they have the two hottest strippers in the club on the same stage rotation (different stages). Why not separate them? I was going to sit down on the stage and tip both of them, but now…

At this point I think we all hear the stripper names over and over again. It would be nice to hear to some new unique names used. "Thickness" comes to mind as a name that would have my interest piqued before…

The website Pornhub does a weekly, yearly, and monthly tracking of how popular the pornstars are. Popularity is determined by how often the pornstar videos are watched (on the website Pornhub). So far for the year of 2016 these are…

I'm an ass guy. Sometimes when I'm getting a dance from a girl with a really nice ass, I will kiss her asscheeks. I've done this to maybe seven or eight girls, and none of them have objected, in fact…