Make it fucking rain. Start with 5 sets of 100 $1 bills nicely rolled and held together by a rubber band. BandZ will make her squirt. Dead serious. Bring an umbrella folks. The more bandZ…
Make it fucking rain. Start with 5 sets of 100 $1 bills nicely rolled and held together by a rubber band. BandZ will make her squirt. Dead serious. Bring an umbrella folks. The more bandZ…
Getting banned from tuscl is like getting kicked out of the strip club for wearing breakaway pants, getting a boner, and "accidentally" having it pop through one of the buttoned sections. Just doesn't make sense.
So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well…
So I had a friend who hired his first back page prostitue about three years ago now and he totally got fucked. Not in the way you would prefer either.
So he gets the hooker…
So I like to live life on the edge and I recently brought a little Molly to a local bar. Word got out that I had it and literally 25-30 people girls and goes kept…
So I went to publish a term on urban dictionary called "beaver beer" Has anyone ever received a beaver beer on here ?