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10 years ago
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Bigtallbonerboy

I figured out how to get strippers to love these nuts

Make it fucking rain. Start with 5 sets of 100 $1 bills nicely rolled and held together by a rubber band. BandZ will make her squirt. Dead serious. Bring an umbrella folks. The more bandZ you bring, the more squirtage received. "Put your hands in your pockets fellas cause it's time to make it rain!"

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mikeya02
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You really are gonna try to be the big troll, aren't you?

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twentyfive
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mikeya that's T Roll his rap name

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Bigtallbonerboy
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Lmao if I getted banned you will know when big T roll starts makin it rain

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mikeya02
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The lesser trolls tremble before you

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Bigtallbonerboy
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I joined this because one of you fellow tuscl members asked me too btw.

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Bigtallbonerboy
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I didn't just wake up one day and say "hey I am gonna go fuck with people on a strip club rating site "

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mikeya02
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Great, so far you're the most electrifying member on the board

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twentyfive
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Fuck you Jackie er I mean big boner

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Bigtallbonerboy
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I also know how to troll with bait behind my boat.

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crazyjoe
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This shit is funny!

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