So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well turns out the joke was on them cause I had the catering crew serve up a dad cat I found behind the Marriott and the fuckers ate it...tail and all.
Comments
last commentThis was for a world wide packing and moving company BTW
Log in to vote
I wonder if those are the the ones trying to advertize here
Log in to vote
For those of you who can't interpret dad was supposed to say dead.
Log in to vote
Who the fuck is juice btw?
Log in to vote
Did the cat come with BBQ or Teriyaki sauce?
Log in to vote
It came with a plum sauce typically served with Peking duck. The cat was served Peking style too.
Log in to vote
You fed these people a dead cat? I'm skeptical of your veracity, but if true I say "not brilliant!" :(
Ask crazyjoe about the appropriate way to deal with obnoxious people! It's called "track them down and give them an upper decker!"
Log in to vote
^^^^ exactly, that will give them a fresh pot of stew also
Log in to vote
Did you also serve them nuts and juice?
Log in to vote
hey dick sucker, what type of equipment do you use for DJing?
Is it this:
google.com
Or do you use this:
google.com
Is this what you wear to the club?
google.com
Log in to vote
I love eating pussy. What's da problem?
Log in to vote
I don't suck Dick that often
Log in to vote
But I do wear $800 shoes with a $3500 custom taylor suit usually
Log in to vote
^^^did they ask you to pull their finger?
Log in to vote
The one in their zipper?
Log in to vote
You may have gotten an extra big tip
Log in to vote
^^^ no he has a short stack.
Log in to vote
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon: youtube.com
Log in to vote
Filipino is spelled with an 'F.' The country is spelled as Phillipines, with the 'Ph."
Log in to vote
BTBB: Indians and Filipinos are Asians.
NinaBambina: Filipinos come from the Philippines. If you're going to correct someone's spelling, be sure you spell correctly :)
Log in to vote
Thank you for the correction. I didn't realize I had spelled it wrong. My step mom is Filipino. Two of my siblings are half Filipino. Shame on me.
Log in to vote