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Karaoke for Indians, Phillipinos, and Asians

So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well turns out the joke was on them cause I had the catering crew serve up a dad cat I found behind the Marriott and the fuckers ate it...tail and all.

21 comments

  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    This was for a world wide packing and moving company BTW
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    I wonder if those are the the ones trying to advertize here
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    For those of you who can't interpret dad was supposed to say dead.
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    Who the fuck is juice btw?
  • s88
    9 years ago
    Did the cat come with BBQ or Teriyaki sauce?
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    It came with a plum sauce typically served with Peking duck. The cat was served Peking style too.
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    You fed these people a dead cat? I'm skeptical of your veracity, but if true I say "not brilliant!" :(

    Ask crazyjoe about the appropriate way to deal with obnoxious people! It's called "track them down and give them an upper decker!"
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^^ exactly, that will give them a fresh pot of stew also
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Did you also serve them nuts and juice?
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    hey dick sucker, what type of equipment do you use for DJing?

    Is it this:
    https://www.google.com/search?q=kid+cass…

    Or do you use this:
    https://www.google.com/search?q=kid+cass…

    Is this what you wear to the club?
    https://www.google.com/search?q=kid+cass…

  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    I love eating pussy. What's da problem?
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    I don't suck Dick that often
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    But I do wear $800 shoes with a $3500 custom taylor suit usually
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^did they ask you to pull their finger?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    The one in their zipper?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    You may have gotten an extra big tip
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    ^^^ no he has a short stack.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    9 years ago
    There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCss…
  • NinaBambina
    9 years ago
    Filipino is spelled with an 'F.' The country is spelled as Phillipines, with the 'Ph."
  • MrDeuce
    9 years ago
    BTBB: Indians and Filipinos *are* Asians.
    NinaBambina: Filipinos come from the *Philippines*. If you're going to correct someone's spelling, be sure you spell correctly :)
  • NinaBambina
    9 years ago
    Thank you for the correction. I didn't realize I had spelled it wrong. My step mom is Filipino. Two of my siblings are half Filipino. Shame on me.
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