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Karaoke for Indians, Phillipinos, and Asians

So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well turns out the joke was on them cause I had the catering crew serve up a dad cat I found behind the Marriott and the fuckers ate it...tail and all.

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Bigtallbonerboy

This was for a world wide packing and moving company BTW

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crazyjoe

I wonder if those are the the ones trying to advertize here

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Bigtallbonerboy

For those of you who can't interpret dad was supposed to say dead.

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Bigtallbonerboy

Who the fuck is juice btw?

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s88

Did the cat come with BBQ or Teriyaki sauce?

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Bigtallbonerboy

It came with a plum sauce typically served with Peking duck. The cat was served Peking style too.

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4got2wipe

You fed these people a dead cat? I'm skeptical of your veracity, but if true I say "not brilliant!" :(

Ask crazyjoe about the appropriate way to deal with obnoxious people! It's called "track them down and give them an upper decker!"

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crazyjoe

^^^^ exactly, that will give them a fresh pot of stew also

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mikeya02

Did you also serve them nuts and juice?

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shailynn

hey dick sucker, what type of equipment do you use for DJing?

Is it this:
google.com

Or do you use this:
google.com

Is this what you wear to the club?
google.com

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motorhead

I love eating pussy. What's da problem?

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Bigtallbonerboy

I don't suck Dick that often

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Bigtallbonerboy

But I do wear $800 shoes with a $3500 custom taylor suit usually

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crazyjoe

^^^did they ask you to pull their finger?

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crazyjoe

The one in their zipper?

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crazyjoe

You may have gotten an extra big tip

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twentyfive

^^^ no he has a short stack.

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Hugh_G_Rection

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon: youtube.com

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NinaBambina

Filipino is spelled with an 'F.' The country is spelled as Phillipines, with the 'Ph."

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MrDeuce

BTBB: Indians and Filipinos are Asians.
NinaBambina: Filipinos come from the Philippines. If you're going to correct someone's spelling, be sure you spell correctly :)

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NinaBambina

Thank you for the correction. I didn't realize I had spelled it wrong. My step mom is Filipino. Two of my siblings are half Filipino. Shame on me.

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