So I am a DJ and once in a blue moon some asshole will ask me to do karaoke. These assholes come from other countries such as the ones mentioned in the subject line. Well turns out the joke was on them cause I had the catering crew serve up a dad cat I found behind the Marriott and the fuckers ate it...tail and all.
Karaoke for Indians, Phillipinos, and Asians
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I wonder if those are the the ones trying to advertize here
For those of you who can't interpret dad was supposed to say dead.
Who the fuck is juice btw?
Did the cat come with BBQ or Teriyaki sauce?
It came with a plum sauce typically served with Peking duck. The cat was served Peking style too.
You fed these people a dead cat? I'm skeptical of your veracity, but if true I say "not brilliant!" :(
Ask crazyjoe about the appropriate way to deal with obnoxious people! It's called "track them down and give them an upper decker!"
^^^^ exactly, that will give them a fresh pot of stew also
Did you also serve them nuts and juice?
hey dick sucker, what type of equipment do you use for DJing?
Is it this: google.com
Or do you use this: google.com
Is this what you wear to the club? google.com
I love eating pussy. What's da problem?
I don't suck Dick that often
But I do wear $800 shoes with a $3500 custom taylor suit usually
^^^did they ask you to pull their finger?
The one in their zipper?
You may have gotten an extra big tip
^^^ no he has a short stack.
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon: youtube.com
Filipino is spelled with an 'F.' The country is spelled as Phillipines, with the 'Ph."
BTBB: Indians and Filipinos are Asians. NinaBambina: Filipinos come from the Philippines. If you're going to correct someone's spelling, be sure you spell correctly :)
Thank you for the correction. I didn't realize I had spelled it wrong. My step mom is Filipino. Two of my siblings are half Filipino. Shame on me.
This was for a world wide packing and moving company BTW