Reviews

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better than I thought…

I like the grittiness of strip clubs on the east side, and Shimmers is on on my regular rotation for that very reason. Been a few times and the vibe has always been the same.…

I'd been to T2 twice before, but I've never stayed longer than a quick beer. It's always struck me as a place where regulars come to hang out with their regular girl. So much so…

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place. Typical dive bar…

Nice friendly dive bar with dancers. The night I was there (Monday evening from about 7:00 to 9:00) there were more dancers than customers, and some of the customers were more focused on Monday Night…

I stopped in on the way to Portland. Typical Washington setup - $10 cover, $10 non-alcoholic drink. When I went in the club only had one other guy, who was deep in conversation with an…