Better than I expected

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

After a really long break, went back to Seattle after 2 years, thought I'd give this club a shot just to see if anything has changed. Went through the usual porn DVD store, handed in $20,…

This club shouldn't charge to get in . . . . . . . . . . only to get out! I wouldn't normally go to this club, because I'm well aware of the conditions…

What a club! I was in Ballard and driving by decided to stop in here as it had been a long time since a visit. Did not think this place could get worse,…

I can't believe this place is even open. I stopped in. The entire block is shady. 3 streetwalkers walked by my car as I parked. You will step over a H addict or two sleeping…