Midshift Monday Evening

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Just came from Guilty Pleasures. Area seems ok, right on Division street. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black guy in a ski mask pats you down, id check…

Scarlet Lounge was never known for hot dancers, but they usually had at least one 7 and some 6s who were friendly and reasonably accessible during private dances. But wow have the dancers gone downhill…

Stopped in mid afternoon on a Saturday. When I've gone to this club in the past it is usually during the week. There was a bigger crowd than I'm used to during the…

I had the strip club itch this last Tuesday early afternoon and decided to make another stop at Scarlet Lounge. My visit there a couple of months ago was a good time at the rack,…