Starting July 1 all Miami stripclubs will be topless only with a 5 foot rule.

Oh no Papi Chiulo what will you do ?

APRIL FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April Fool's Day is a dangerous thing on line.....

Doesn't bother me, jackslash has inspired me to get into stamp-collecting instead

Stamp collecting is fun

I am taking a cooking class so Itoo can make Lasagna

Got me !

That headline was so shocking I was ready to reply blasting politicians.

Didn't realize our TUSCL dudes have a sense of humor

Listen. When it comes to stamp collecting I told imamutt to go that route for months and he finally cracked due to strippers. The strip club life isn't for everyone - but everyone can collect stamps.

Fine don't believe me.

I provided a link so it must be true!!!!!

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The US Post Office came out with a new stamp commemorating strippers. It's a 50 cent stamp; but it's 1 dollar if you lick it.

My stripper stamps keep falling off and jumping on other guy's envelopes.

sucks. These kinds of rules are more harmful than the state law against prostitution, because that is very hard to enforce.

Redwood City, only topless when at least 6' away and on the raised stage.

Santa Clara County, can't be topless at all if they have alcohol, only down to bikini.

Nude no alcohol clubs, zero offstage nudity, only on the raised stage and 6' away.

Sucks!

SJG

Papi will muddle through life, he'll just pick up strippers when they leave the club. :)

Its like in our local clubs, looking, talking, flirting. Anything beyond that has to be outside. And of course dances are for total chumps. I have feed girls money at the full dance rate, just for sitting and talking. Easier to talk with them when they are sitting with you, than when they are on these coffee table like things they use for dances.

SJG

Paying to talk to a stripper? I'd rather change the money into quarters and throw them out the window of my car.

In some clubs, because of tough LE, talk is as far as it can go. It is a fantasy, not for sex.

SJG

Well, that's an easy one to get around, SJG, buy a club and fuck the cops.

Here in San Jose, you know that any attractive young female cop will get used as a decoy. Not cool at all.

Best is just to know the girls and be fucking them in your own bed.

SJG

Did the Miami Commission go through with this ordinance?

Five foot rule reminds me of a joke. A chick is really exasperated with dating. But before giving up, she puts up a profile on Plenty of Fish. She says she just wants a man who won't run out on her, who won't hit her, and who will love her forever. She's tired of wasting time going to meet bullshiters, so she puts her street address in the profile, tell the right guy to just come to her door. A couple days later, she hears the doorbell. She opens the door, and there's a guy with no arms and no legs on her front stoop:

Him: I can about your profile of POR.

Her: Yeah? How do I know you're honestly what I'm looking for?

Him: Well, I have no legs so I can't run out on you.

Her: OK.

Him: I've got no arms so I can't hit you.

Her: OK...what about loving me forever?

Him: How do you think I rang the doorbell?