Reviews by Thumbzilla

I finally arrived at the City of Angels after four grueling days of driving across the country. I incentivized myself by only laying over in some of the most popular strip club cities: Atlanta,...

Foxy was the third and final stop of the night. I started off at Cabaret Club and left satisfied (previously reviewed). Red Parrot disappointed on multiple levels, so much so that I didn't feel...

This was the third night of a four-day cross-country road trip. Someone once said that El Paso was the Detroit of the southwest, so of course I had to see it for myself. I...

This was the second stop of my four-day road trip across the country. After a mildly successful night in Atlanta, I found myself in Fort Worth. My hotel was practically walking distance from the...

For a club as well-regarded as Follies was, I enjoyed my time there but ultimately decided there were far better clubs, and I would not be going back again. I arrived between shift changes, so...

It was all about timing. I knew better. Dayshift ended sharply at 7pm, and no earlier than 9:30 did any of the night entertainers start sprawling in. I stayed, anyway, and left happy without...

This was my second night in a row out in South Florida. The first night was successful, so I had high hopes for this one as well. I enjoyed the proximity to Diamond Dolls,...

Arrived early in the evening, trying to avoid the crowds on a Thu night to no avail. The parking lot was almost full, so I knew the club would be near full capacity. Parked...

The Treasure Club: North Carolina's self-proclaimed, top-rated strip club. Surprisingly, not all of the clubs in town are open on Sundays. Of all the ones that were, this was the one I chose. Jackpot. Cover...

Blondie's is one of Washington Park's half dozen dive bars (the others being Wise Guys, Cheeks, C-Mowe's, Dollie's and Miss Kitty's). I arrived at the fenced, monitored parking lot on a Friday evening just...

I was a bit skeptical about the quality of the Alabama clubs - especially in a city as small as Huntsville. The trip paid off, however, and I will definitely be going back for...

This was my first time at a Detroit club during the week, and it was great. I don't think I'll ever go to another Detroit club on the weekend if at all avoidable. Anyway,...

Back in the Lou for another round, I spent this past weekend at Dollie's Playhouse. This club is not easily accessed off the freeway; in fact, it is in the heart of the Washington...

During my last visit to Tampa, The Pink Pony was not the first stop on my list. It was the third and final stop of the night. I visited two of the commercial, “you...

There's your vanilla East St. Louis gentlemen's clubs. (Hollywood Show Club and Larry Flint's Hustler Club; I'm looking at you.) Usually young, attractive girls, relatively expensive booze, and two-way contact no frills lap and...

For the top-ranked club in a place as legendary as Detroit, I was ultimately disappointed in what would become my first and last experience at PHC DTW. I've always hated attending the strip club...

An avid business jetsetter (almost 250 days/yr on the road), I've been a long-time lurker on TUSCL. Over the years, I have come to appreciate the business traveller sc scene. But visiting Flight Club...