TUSCL Comes Through, Again

Arrived early in the evening, trying to avoid the crowds on a Thu night to no avail. The parking lot was almost full, so I knew the club would be near full capacity. Parked myself, then paid the doorman $5. Inside, cover charge was an additional fiver. Maybe it was because of Thursday night football. Despite the club being near capacity, there was a surprising amount of girls available - virtually all Cubans, as others have said - exotic beauties that only South Florida (and Cuba) could provide.

The club is surprisingly small. One stage with three poles and another pole on the floor; typically four pole dancers working at a time with a quick turn around. Songs were noticeably shorter than full length. Girls walked around the club enough for you to initiate contact, if interested, which was very much appreciated. Prices at the time were $10/song for two-way table dances, $25 for a private dance, and a negotiable three-song curtained off couch. The 20 y/o Cuban Sophia Vergara I ended up with would not budge for under $300. I'm sure the real Sophia Vergara would be proud.

Not surprised thus club is among the favorites in the Miami area.