Adios El Paso

Foxy was the third and final stop of the night. I started off at Cabaret Club and left satisfied (previously reviewed). Red Parrot disappointed on multiple levels, so much so that I didn't feel it even deserved the time for a review. This club did, however.

Foxy got a lot of negative feedback and rightly so. Cover charge was $15 with a one drink minimum. Although it's BYOB because it is a fully nude club, and I suspected they didn't strictly enforce the mandatory one non-alcoholic drink; I suckered up and paid $5 for a warm water bottle anyway. At least the bartender was nice enough to give me a glass of ice for this lukewarm ripoff. It didn't end there. Every time I was sitting alone with a spinner, the waitresses asked me to buy the girls fountain drinks. Ten dollars for a Sprite or a Coke. The slap on the face was the girls didn't even finish their drinks. (As they're all told to say yes when offered a drink.)

The layout of the club is simple: two stages, two girls, two songs per rotation. The VIP room was priced at $25 topless, $30 nude. Most of the girls weren't anything to write home about, either, (as is the norm for extras clubs) but as experience has shown, there's always a pearl hidden among a sea of fish. And she was. Selena Gomez type, but taller, younger, perfect body, and she smelled really good, meaning I wasn't having someone else's seconds; the girl next door that even dressed the part: glasses, school girl outfit, white heels and matching stockings. She was so tight, I didn't care that the VIP was just a set of couches facing a wall and the only positions you can do are cowgirl and reverse because you look like you're getting a regular lap dance.