Comments by Roadworrier (page 13)

Spot on, but a few details on the back room should you choose to go back. $150 gets you 10 minutes with more or less full contact (girls wear pasties), The champagne room is apparently a ripoff. Don’t go here for value. Sometimes you’ll get more reasonably priced drinks (happy hour?) and there are some pretty girls there. Like you said, really the only game in town if you want the girl on your lap.

You have to prepay all the dances you’re gonna have. Unless the gal is your regular, one dance is enough unless she’s friends with your regular, in which case I’d go two dances as that gal will probably provide some more sugar for you than normal. If it weren’t for the Dancer Drinks, I’d actually rate the place not bad, but they add up. Not a fan of the VIP rooms upstairs. They’re basically open to the outside and very uncomfortable.

There is mileage to be had but in the private rooms and you pay higher end rates ($10/min or so, maybe a little less with cash). Other places give you more value for your LDs without having to go private to caress a girl’s thigh. OMG if you touched a boobie, they would have called out the rat patrol!!

For me a 2500 mile flight to GCC.

Bummed now because it looks like my work in Sacto is done. I might be mongering in SoCal again in April but I’ll miss this place. Definitely compares favorably to my East Coast haunts. Not an extreme ripoff, anyway.

Beware of nasty comments from trolls who don’t bother to do their own club reviews.

Is it me or are the clubs highly inconsistent in Raleigh?

It’s his first review. Kind of an initiation rite. I thought the review was fine. Not everyone gets extras all the time....I think next time, more detail about the LD rooms and what the girls did in them may be of interest. Keep pluggin away.

As for Northern Virginia, I would say it’s not really fucked up becsuse there’s almost nothing to fuck up. There’s Crystal City Restaurant which is a “poor man’s alternative” to DC clubs (you’d be hard-pressed to spend more than $40 there even with dinner, 2 drinks and dancer tips) and there is almost zero touching. There’s Paper Moon in Springfield which has a more than passing resemblance to strip clubs elsewhere, except the cover, drinks (beer and wine or rotgut crap) and lap/private dances are ridiculously priced compared to even Baltimore which is increasingly on the high end itself. Drive to Roanoke if you want pleasure in VA. (You can look up their club here on TUSCL.). Or go to Phoenix. Or Sacramento. Or Detroit. Better yet, fly to Montreal (as I did on a business trip) or Tijuana (as so I hear), get a moderate hotel, and get your pleasure outside the club world.

So what exactly do you spend $300-500 on if there are no lap dances? I’m not asking sarcastically, because at Archibald’s they have a “VIP” area which is $$$$ but not much happens there either beyond getting private shows and some cuddle time.

Damn, I remember going to Camelot in 1994 and it seemed to be the same damn thing. I guess they’ve never tampered with a successful business model. They seem to keep drawing the boys in. Me, it’s been 24 years since I was there, and counting.

They have lap dance police sitting at the entrance to the private area and their wandering eyes keep the ladies “pure” and the men less puerile. The dances are probably closer to air dance than any club. A couple years ago they had a more private area for 15 min or 30 min dances farther from the wandering eyes but it’s still open. At least at Millstream, you have the (expensive) option of private cabanas, rooms, etc where you can exorcise your puerility more effectively.

I call it a modified incidental schlong straddle (MISS). I guess you git what you can git. I personally like the “knee job” mentioned earlier.

Nothing happens before 9 here. Dancer drinks add up.

Summer worked day shift today, Friday. Concur, she’s good. Devoted pretty much my whole review to her as the place only had a couple other dancers this afternoon.

LOL when all else fails, kill the club with humor.

I wonder how the vibe would be a “10”. Do they give underbar blowjobs or something?

Apparently the Night Shift has reopened though I haven’t gotten back to BAL lately. You’d think it would be more competition but I’m convinced 90% of SC managers have their heads up their asses when it comes to being competitive.

+1 on your observations on both the ranches (though it was 10 years ago). But given the rarity of legal/quasi-legal prostitution in the US, the prices are still berserk compared to in-call/out-call escorts in Montreal, Toronto, etc.

Looks like I feel asleep and then hit the send button. The rest of my review is - ...or in other thin wispy outfits which are conveniently removed on one of three stages. Wouldn't mind living in the neighborhood where this club is and it certainly is more entertaining than your average sports bar. But don't expect much else.

Wow, where's the Hustler Club troll with her coupon?????

That would be a good thing if the DJ's getting the songs up to 4 minutes. He was cutting them for the longest time which made the $30 laps even less of a value. My view is save up, find a girl who really hits it off with you (and/or one you know, who will give you, uh, some value) and go for the timed room. Just don't plan on doing much more than that unless you are one of Bawlmer's high rollers.

Tip parade seems to be how a lot of the gals make their money at Mill. The laps are one-way touch (or less depending on the Lap Dance Police presence in the back), two-way and more are available in VIP but you pay pay pay. Fantasies and Goddess have the "tip crawl" where the gals walk / crawl / slither across the bar and some industrious ones will walk to the tables. So not common everywhere but definitely a Baltimore thing.

Thanks for this! Wow, I used to think AED1000 was absurd 7-8 years ago, but I know the Russian / ex-Stani girls were pushing the market upward. I guess Premier is it now with a lot of the other clubs either really lower quality (York) or gone for years and years (I was in Dubai in the 2000s when Cyclone was there - that was a paradise.)

Noog not to worry - it’s a good first review, easily recognizable as Millstream. You were fortunate not to get heavy gals or 40-somethings which I’ve occasionally gotten. The talent changes frequently though. The laps are one-way touch, which was not obvious from your review. Looks like you also didn’t try the VIP, where mileage is much better but you pay like $9-10 a minute for a 15 or 30 min room. So I question the value you get here. I like the vibe (most of the time) at Mill, but sometimes you might get the lap dance police/touchy-feely patrol walking around, which ruins things for me.