it finally happened! I got (some) action here!

So as all of you know, no lap dances in dc. But! After many years of going here, one (sorta) happened! Crowded night, I was at a bar stool and a spinner blond was talking to the patron on the stool next to mine. She was tiny so had wedged herself between the two of us, facing him, talking to him. I made it clear when he was in the bathroom that I was interested as well. When he got back, she continued to talk to him but slowly started to grind against me and even reach back a few times! It was clear that I was enjoying myself but the her surreptitious ministrations were fleeting enough that there was no chance of LDK'ing. But! Still! Seriously one of my hotter strip club experiences given the blatant flaunting of policy I enjoyed!

The rest of the visit was typical. Expensive drinks and amazing and expensive Burgers and Fries. But I did want to relate that unique story. Spent about $60 total