Comments by Roadworrier (page 14)

A dancer I used to know texted me a pre-grand opening party ad in September. Considering the location I had doubts my car would stay in one piece and I wasn’t sure the gal was worth it. I never went to the old Night Shift so I have no clue how it used to be.

Ad. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....

They have a DJ at night, at least weeknights and Saturdays. My experience is he cuts the songs off after 3 min.

Great review. Clear and concise. I keep thinking of going there on Sunday (Ihad a chance to yesterday) but to paraphrase Alex Ovechkin, the club seems to “be suck” on Sundays. I went myself on a Saturday night, not bad, and everyone seems to think Wednesdays there are amazing.

I'm amazed you gave the vibe score an "8". The review sounds like a "4" or "5" compared to the times I've been there. (I usually give an 8 when I have great company but there are too many bouncers/goons/managers around.) Either way, the club seems to be trending down.

Don't remember. Just remember to bring hand sanitizer. Flip side is several weeks later, she may well have been told to not present her boobies for customer inspection during normal lap dances.

They pretty much have a monopoly in Northern Virginia but if the customers won’t spend money, any kind of business has to change to make it worth their while. Of course LE is at least as much a factor in all this too. If they are not regularly dropping in, it’s a lot easier.

Tipping, yes that was her. Bethesda. Yep, classic MILF.

Ad?

Well-written review

Is Charlie (tall blonde with boobs) still there or was she gone too?

They are getting ready to do a “grand reopening”. One of the gals with my digits from Goddess texted me an invite for a pre-opening party on Oct 12. Location of this place looks on the dicey side.

Funny, I actually used to like the cage set up for the main stage. If you walked up with some dirhams, you’d get good attention / stageside feels from the dancer. Last time I was there was the first time the bouncer attempted to enforce discipline and it was apparent several girls were trying to keep their distance from stage edge. The whole friendly vibe at Millstream is what I liked (even as dancer line-ups turned over), but now seems to be vanishing.

You definitely got ripped off on the Corona. I pay $6 for a beer, though it might well have been “happy hour” when I was there (I also paid Lower cover) and it may be higher later.

Accurate review. Choose the right girl and exercise major wallet control.

The Moonbombs are horrid.....but I guess some don’t know any better. It is possible to have a good time here with the right gal, but watch the wallet. Too many trolls in the club’s employ especially on weekend nights.

From the south on 895 (easier then via 95), get off at Pulaski Hwy and then take an immediate right off the ramp itoward Erdman Ave. Right on Erdman and then turn right at the next street (Mapleton) which will put you right next to the club (and Chap's Pit Beef). No need to actually get on Pulaski Hwy.

I think Devlin is the gal I called "Stepanie" in my review below. She came from a nice suburb. Is she blonde with flaxen hair and this beautiful angular face? I do remember the bolt-ons on a very lean body (nice butt though) and regretted the fact that it was only a bikini dance. She was pretty and friendly enough, though I would have liked a phone number.

Deja Vu N Hollywood has those lap dance traffic signals (or as I call em, orgasmatrons). I can see it provides a fair value for the money but it also "rations her attention". A little too factorylije for my taste. By the way, great reviews......

My dancer friend worked the night Jessie Jane was there and she confirmed when I saw her last week that JJ was awful and exactly as you said. Apparently she hung out in one of the upstairs suites beforehand and was probably drunk/stoned out of her mind. Which sucks for everyone if the normal dancers have to lay low because of the "feature". I'd rather have fewer "feature" performers and more mileage in the LD booths, which would perk up everyone's revenues (club and girl alike) As well as perked-up PL's as well. Like I've said, this club is full of wasted potential ( it could be one of the best in the country if they wanted to be) and way too many managers/floor goons. Some politician / LE must be on the owner's case is what I think.

Every club in the area seems to have that "regulars vibe" and as a rule the gals (regardless of appearance) don't seem terribly friendly to strangers, but there are always a few, if very few, exceptions.

$300 for a single lap dance? ROB. Or for 15 min or 30 min VIP? I suspect this is an ad, or just a reviewer revealing his inexperience. "OMG I went to a strip club heh-heh heh-heh...." For the record you can be ripped off here easily. Do NOT put anything on a tab here (or any Vegas club). You may not get your card back.

Yes, get the price up front. I think I got that Ukrainian gal (or her colleague) last time I was there last fall. Good but mechanical and she insisted on $30 for each additional dance so I stopped at one. Best LD deal I've gotten from gals there is 3 for $60 during a promoted "twofer" dance, and she gave me plenty to touch and feel and likewise got me close to milkshakeland. YMMV but I'll take this club over the places in SFO anytime,

1 review 1 club. Let's leave it at that.

They fail my golden rule - at times, more suited / uniformed male employees (including earphones) walking around than dancers / waitresses / barmaids. Many of the said suited male employees fondle the dancers themselves. That spells "clusterfuck" in my book. Baltimore's not perfect but several of their clubs are yards better than here.