Reviews

Came in shortly after opening on a Wednesday. Real simple entry--seemed more like any Wisconsin bar. No cover. Managed to get my first drink under pre-7 p.m. prices. There was a nice mix of dancers,…

Went around 11 on a Saturday, paid five bucks, got a bracelet (a first for me) and went in to find basically a standard Wisconsin bar. First time ever in here.

Drink service was o.k., but…

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day.

Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm. It's…

As noted, Dollie's can feel pretty trashy, but for a quick beer and a release it's hard to beat. Came through on a business road trip and stopped in for arguably one of my best…

Driving up home after a South Miami trip, decided to skip the turnpike and go through Jax -- seemed like a good time to check out the hype about Wackos.

First off, the strip mall location…

Haven't felt the itch for a while, but on a recent Wednesday during a business trip (early March), it hit hard. I hit Visions one night, and was really disappointed. The French Quarter is for…

Having tried some other estl clubs, I decided to find my way back here. Honestly, most of my time here is limited, and Dollie's is perfect for that. No BS, no weird setups.

Walked in and…

During another road trip, I decided on C-Mowe's after a recent positive review. I was pleasantly surprised--with caveats, of course. My visit included talking with two stage side dances, and one back room dance.

Walked in…

O.k., after my last strikeout, I finally did Dollie's "right."

Stopped on a Sunday afternoon while traveling and ordered a beer ($5). Could barely get the order in before none other than C****e started bugging me.…

Second and only other stop on the ESL tour--the true legend.

So, let me give the TL;DR breakdown:

-I made newbie mistakes and left w/ blue balls
-The WP handshake is still VERY much a thing
-The infamous stalls…

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL.

Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7,…

Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours.

Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead.…