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Sugars
Hager City, WI
Came in shortly after opening on a Wednesday. Real simple entry--seemed more like any Wisconsin bar. No cover. Managed to get my first drink under pre-7 p.m. prices. There was a nice mix of dancers,…
Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club
Black River Falls, WI
Went around 11 on a Saturday, paid five bucks, got a bracelet (a first for me) and went in to find basically a standard Wisconsin bar. First time ever in here. Drink service was o.k., but…
Visions
New Orleans, LA
Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm. It's…
Dollie's Playhouse
East St. Louis, IL
As noted, Dollie's can feel pretty trashy, but for a quick beer and a release it's hard to beat. Came through on a business road trip and stopped in for arguably one of my best…
Wacko's Jacksonville
Jacksonville, FL
Driving up home after a South Miami trip, decided to skip the turnpike and go through Jax -- seemed like a good time to check out the hype about Wackos. First off, the strip mall location…
Passions Men's Club
New Orleans, LA
Haven't felt the itch for a while, but on a recent Wednesday during a business trip (early March), it hit hard. I hit Visions one night, and was really disappointed. The French Quarter is for…
Dollie's Playhouse
East St. Louis, IL
Having tried some other estl clubs, I decided to find my way back here. Honestly, most of my time here is limited, and Dollie's is perfect for that. No BS, no weird setups. Walked in and…
C-Mowe's Show Club
East St. Louis, IL
During another road trip, I decided on C-Mowe's after a recent positive review. I was pleasantly surprised--with caveats, of course. My visit included talking with two stage side dances, and one back room dance. Walked in…
Dollie's Playhouse
East St. Louis, IL
O.k., after my last strikeout, I finally did Dollie's "right." Stopped on a Sunday afternoon while traveling and ordered a beer ($5). Could barely get the order in before none other than C****e started bugging me.…
Dollie's Playhouse
East St. Louis, IL
Second and only other stop on the ESL tour--the true legend. So, let me give the TL;DR breakdown: -I made newbie mistakes and left w/ blue balls -The WP handshake is still VERY much a thing -The infamous stalls…
Cheeks
Washington Park, IL
Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL. Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7,…
Visions
New Orleans, LA
Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours. Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead.…
Dixie Divas
New Orleans, LA
O.k., met some friends in the quarter and, after we parted ways around 2 a.m., I was a little thirsty and said "What the heck ..." Everyone has to do this at least once. Now, I say…
Visions
New Orleans, LA
First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough. You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if memory serves) and…
The Hardware Store
Watertown, WI
Finally got the opportunity to come out here. Well worth it. Being my first review, I'll run through the basics. Walk in and its very much like a Wisconsin bar. Immediately to the right are gambling…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
So I have to start by saying: is "no one has been paying all summer" a ruse dancers use? Either way, that's the story I eventually heard from a thick redhead outta Oshkosh who made me…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
Been a while since I've been able to go out -- I keep meaning to venture beyond, but without a lot of discretionary time, I still prefer my fav CB--flaws and all. And Thursday was…
Baby Hots
Playa del Carmen, QR
OPENING NOTE: I tried to submit a "new" club. And then one day I looked at the Playa Map--Chilly Willy's is marked as being in the EXACT same place that *I* went to an SC...called…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
CB: best in the afternoons, and the AA's work harder. Just sayin'. Went into the CB at my preferred time, afternoon on a Thursday. The last two times I'd gone in, Sadie was around. She give…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
Went in on a Wednesday night. I tend to try to avoid nights--your dollar doesn't go as far, AND you have to pay the $7 cover. However, I had a narrow window during a stressful…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
Thought I’d change up my routine and try Club Bristol on a (very, very chilly) night. $7 to get in at midnight from a nice bouncer. Once inside, the bar was pretty full, maybe 8…
Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)
Watertown, WI
Expanding my SC chops, I decided that I'd use some rare free time to check out the TNT/Hardware Store circuit (well, I didn't get to HS but...). First impression: the club seemed a little nicer than…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
The warning about shift change is warranted. Dancers seems to get cashed-out while they're waiting for a ride home. Came in on a Friday afternoon just before 4:00. It was dead when I got there, then…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
Finding myself with a little spare time and a bit of spare cash, I find my way down to CB. Daytime bartender: great tits, even better personality--and that's saying a lot. The daytime dancer selection is good,…
Club Bristol
Sun Prairie, WI
Did a nice little lunch stop to the old (and virtually only) favorite, CB. Bartender this time around was exceptionally rude, mostly talking to other dancers. Not a big deal, I usually only get a drink…
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