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29 reviews by nolaking

Sugars

Hager City, WI

Laid back, affordable; underwhelming otherwise

Came in shortly after opening on a Wednesday. Real simple entry--seemed more like any Wisconsin bar. No cover. Managed to get my first drink under pre-7 p.m. prices. There was a nice mix of dancers,…

1 yr ago1

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, WI

Affordable, clean, but very clinical on a Saturday

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went around 11 on a Saturday, paid five bucks, got a bracelet (a first for me) and went in to find basically a standard Wisconsin bar. First time ever in here. Drink service was o.k., but…

3 yrs ago

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Not a bad place for a midday drink

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm. It's…

7 yrs ago1

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Patience pays at Dollie's

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

As noted, Dollie's can feel pretty trashy, but for a quick beer and a release it's hard to beat. Came through on a business road trip and stopped in for arguably one of my best…

8 yrs ago1

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Good intro to Wackos

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Driving up home after a South Miami trip, decided to skip the turnpike and go through Jax -- seemed like a good time to check out the hype about Wackos. First off, the strip mall location…

8 yrs ago3

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, LA

Pretty Passionate ...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Haven't felt the itch for a while, but on a recent Wednesday during a business trip (early March), it hit hard. I hit Visions one night, and was really disappointed. The French Quarter is for…

8 yrs ago2

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Like Dollar General ... but for naked women

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Having tried some other estl clubs, I decided to find my way back here. Honestly, most of my time here is limited, and Dollie's is perfect for that. No BS, no weird setups. Walked in and…

8 yrs ago2

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

During another road trip, I decided on C-Mowe's after a recent positive review. I was pleasantly surprised--with caveats, of course. My visit included talking with two stage side dances, and one back room dance. Walked in…

8 yrs ago3

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Simple. Convenient. Dollies.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

O.k., after my last strikeout, I finally did Dollie's "right." Stopped on a Sunday afternoon while traveling and ordered a beer ($5). Could barely get the order in before none other than C****e started bugging me.…

9 yrs ago1

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Newbie mistakes ruin a guaranteed thing

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Second and only other stop on the ESL tour--the true legend. So, let me give the TL;DR breakdown: -I made newbie mistakes and left w/ blue balls -The WP handshake is still VERY much a thing -The infamous stalls…

9 yrs ago1

Cheeks

Washington Park, IL

Not a good start for an ESL first-timer

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL. Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7,…

9 yrs ago

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Halfway through the solar system

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours. Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead.…

9 yrs ago

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, LA

Everyone has to at least once

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

O.k., met some friends in the quarter and, after we parted ways around 2 a.m., I was a little thirsty and said "What the heck ..." Everyone has to do this at least once. Now, I say…

9 yrs ago

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Quite a Vision

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough. You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if memory serves) and…

9 yrs ago1

The Hardware Store

Watertown, WI

Finding Paradise at HS

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Finally got the opportunity to come out here. Well worth it. Being my first review, I'll run through the basics. Walk in and its very much like a Wisconsin bar. Immediately to the right are gambling…

9 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Mocha a la Italiana (or vice versa?)

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I have to start by saying: is "no one has been paying all summer" a ruse dancers use? Either way, that's the story I eventually heard from a thick redhead outta Oshkosh who made me…

9 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Slightly off day at CB ....

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Been a while since I've been able to go out -- I keep meaning to venture beyond, but without a lot of discretionary time, I still prefer my fav CB--flaws and all. And Thursday was…

9 yrs ago

Baby Hots

Playa del Carmen, QR

Is Chilly Willy's now "Baby's Hots?"

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

OPENING NOTE: I tried to submit a "new" club. And then one day I looked at the Playa Map--Chilly Willy's is marked as being in the EXACT same place that *I* went to an SC...called…

10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Sweet chocolate at the CB

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

CB: best in the afternoons, and the AA's work harder. Just sayin'. Went into the CB at my preferred time, afternoon on a Thursday. The last two times I'd gone in, Sadie was around. She give…

10 yrs ago2

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Nighttime excursion

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went in on a Wednesday night. I tend to try to avoid nights--your dollar doesn't go as far, AND you have to pay the $7 cover. However, I had a narrow window during a stressful…

10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

After midnight

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Thought I’d change up my routine and try Club Bristol on a (very, very chilly) night. $7 to get in at midnight from a nice bouncer. Once inside, the bar was pretty full, maybe 8…

10 yrs ago

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, WI

Didn't explode

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Expanding my SC chops, I decided that I'd use some rare free time to check out the TNT/Hardware Store circuit (well, I didn't get to HS but...). First impression: the club seemed a little nicer than…

10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

My first strikeout at CB--not too bad.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The warning about shift change is warranted. Dancers seems to get cashed-out while they're waiting for a ride home. Came in on a Friday afternoon just before 4:00. It was dead when I got there, then…

10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

A strike out, but still good

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Finding myself with a little spare time and a bit of spare cash, I find my way down to CB. Daytime bartender: great tits, even better personality--and that's saying a lot. The daytime dancer selection is good,…

10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Isabella is a Friday treat

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Did a nice little lunch stop to the old (and virtually only) favorite, CB. Bartender this time around was exceptionally rude, mostly talking to other dancers. Not a big deal, I usually only get a drink…

10 yrs ago

Reviews

Laid back, affordable; underwhelming otherwise

Affordable, clean, but very clinical on a Saturday

Not a bad place for a midday drink

Patience pays at Dollie's

Good intro to Wackos

Pretty Passionate ...

Like Dollar General ... but for naked women

Good value, felt safe

Simple. Convenient. Dollies.

Newbie mistakes ruin a guaranteed thing

Not a good start for an ESL first-timer

Halfway through the solar system

Everyone has to at least once

Quite a Vision

Finding Paradise at HS

Mocha a la Italiana (or vice versa?)

Slightly off day at CB ....

Is Chilly Willy's now "Baby's Hots?"

Sweet chocolate at the CB

Nighttime excursion

After midnight

Didn't explode

My first strikeout at CB--not too bad.

A strike out, but still good

Isabella is a Friday treat

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