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Reviews

29 reviews by nolaking

Sugars

Hager City, WI

Laid back, affordable; underwhelming otherwise

7.3/10

Came in shortly after opening on a Wednesday. Real simple entry--seemed more like any Wisconsin bar. No cover. Managed to get my first drink under pre-7 p.m. prices. There was a nice mix of dancers,…

nolakingnolaking· 1 yr ago 1

Jimmy's InBetween Gentlemen's Club

Black River Falls, WI

Affordable, clean, but very clinical on a Saturday

7.7/10

Went around 11 on a Saturday, paid five bucks, got a bracelet (a first for me) and went in to find basically a standard Wisconsin bar. First time ever in here. Drink service was o.k., but…

nolakingnolaking· 2 yrs ago 3

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Not a bad place for a midday drink

6.3/10

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day. Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm. It's…

nolakingnolaking· 7 yrs ago 1 1

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Patience pays at Dollie's

7.7/10

As noted, Dollie's can feel pretty trashy, but for a quick beer and a release it's hard to beat. Came through on a business road trip and stopped in for arguably one of my best…

nolakingnolaking· 8 yrs ago 2 1

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Good intro to Wackos

8.7/10

Driving up home after a South Miami trip, decided to skip the turnpike and go through Jax -- seemed like a good time to check out the hype about Wackos. First off, the strip mall location…

nolakingnolaking· 8 yrs ago 3

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, LA

Pretty Passionate ...

6.3/10

Haven't felt the itch for a while, but on a recent Wednesday during a business trip (early March), it hit hard. I hit Visions one night, and was really disappointed. The French Quarter is for…

nolakingnolaking· 8 yrs ago 2

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Like Dollar General ... but for naked women

6.7/10

Having tried some other estl clubs, I decided to find my way back here. Honestly, most of my time here is limited, and Dollie's is perfect for that. No BS, no weird setups. Walked in and…

nolakingnolaking· 8 yrs ago 2

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

Good value, felt safe

7.7/10

During another road trip, I decided on C-Mowe's after a recent positive review. I was pleasantly surprised--with caveats, of course. My visit included talking with two stage side dances, and one back room dance. Walked in…

nolakingnolaking· 8 yrs ago 3

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Simple. Convenient. Dollies.

7.7/10

O.k., after my last strikeout, I finally did Dollie's "right." Stopped on a Sunday afternoon while traveling and ordered a beer ($5). Could barely get the order in before none other than C****e started bugging me.…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 1 1

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

Newbie mistakes ruin a guaranteed thing

5.7/10

Second and only other stop on the ESL tour--the true legend. So, let me give the TL;DR breakdown: -I made newbie mistakes and left w/ blue balls -The WP handshake is still VERY much a thing -The infamous stalls…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 2 1

Cheeks

Washington Park, IL

Not a good start for an ESL first-timer

3.3/10

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL. Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7,…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 1

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Halfway through the solar system

7.3/10

Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours. Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead.…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 3

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, LA

Everyone has to at least once

5.0/10

O.k., met some friends in the quarter and, after we parted ways around 2 a.m., I was a little thirsty and said "What the heck ..." Everyone has to do this at least once. Now, I say…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Quite a Vision

7.0/10

First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough. You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if memory serves) and…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 1 1

The Hardware Store

Watertown, WI

Finding Paradise at HS

7.3/10

Finally got the opportunity to come out here. Well worth it. Being my first review, I'll run through the basics. Walk in and its very much like a Wisconsin bar. Immediately to the right are gambling…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Mocha a la Italiana (or vice versa?)

7.3/10

So I have to start by saying: is "no one has been paying all summer" a ruse dancers use? Either way, that's the story I eventually heard from a thick redhead outta Oshkosh who made me…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 2

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Slightly off day at CB ....

7.0/10

Been a while since I've been able to go out -- I keep meaning to venture beyond, but without a lot of discretionary time, I still prefer my fav CB--flaws and all. And Thursday was…

nolakingnolaking· 9 yrs ago 1

Baby Hots

Playa del Carmen, QR

Is Chilly Willy's now "Baby's Hots?"

6.3/10

OPENING NOTE: I tried to submit a "new" club. And then one day I looked at the Playa Map--Chilly Willy's is marked as being in the EXACT same place that *I* went to an SC...called…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 1

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Sweet chocolate at the CB

7.3/10

CB: best in the afternoons, and the AA's work harder. Just sayin'. Went into the CB at my preferred time, afternoon on a Thursday. The last two times I'd gone in, Sadie was around. She give…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 2 2

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Nighttime excursion

7.3/10

Went in on a Wednesday night. I tend to try to avoid nights--your dollar doesn't go as far, AND you have to pay the $7 cover. However, I had a narrow window during a stressful…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 1

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

After midnight

7.3/10

Thought I’d change up my routine and try Club Bristol on a (very, very chilly) night. $7 to get in at midnight from a nice bouncer. Once inside, the bar was pretty full, maybe 8…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 1

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, WI

Didn't explode

6.0/10

Expanding my SC chops, I decided that I'd use some rare free time to check out the TNT/Hardware Store circuit (well, I didn't get to HS but...). First impression: the club seemed a little nicer than…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 1

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

My first strikeout at CB--not too bad.

7.3/10

The warning about shift change is warranted. Dancers seems to get cashed-out while they're waiting for a ride home. Came in on a Friday afternoon just before 4:00. It was dead when I got there, then…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 3

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

A strike out, but still good

7.0/10

Finding myself with a little spare time and a bit of spare cash, I find my way down to CB. Daytime bartender: great tits, even better personality--and that's saying a lot. The daytime dancer selection is good,…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, WI

Isabella is a Friday treat

7.0/10

Did a nice little lunch stop to the old (and virtually only) favorite, CB. Bartender this time around was exceptionally rude, mostly talking to other dancers. Not a big deal, I usually only get a drink…

nolakingnolaking· 10 yrs ago 1
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