Not a good start for an ESL first-timer

Taking a trip to visit friends, brought me to the area right at about quitting time on a Tuesday--figured I'd explore the legendary ESL.

Tour started at Cheeks. Nice older bartender lady charged the cover ($7, I believe?). Big square-shaped bar, TV on showing Jerry Springer (He's still working?).

A cute-in-the-face AA immediately approached and asked if I wanted company. I said o.k. We chatted, but dear God, she SUCKED at ... basically everything a stripper is supposed to do in a strip club (don't take that to be a double entendre -- there would be absolutely NO literal sucking). I could barely hear her, she even herself admitted she didn't have much to talk about ... ugh. It was painful.