reverendhornibastard

At the moment, I’m in hardcore* retirement. My kids recently received their report cards. For a third year in a row there were nothing but A’s all year...

For no particular reason, today I recalled when, many years ago, I got into some really deep shit with Mrs. Hornibastard #1. What made it so annoying and memorable was...

If you google “uchimata” you will likely find many more articles about “uchi mata” (a judo technique) than about “uchimata” (pigeon-toed stances and gaits). I don’t give a rat’s ass...

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was...