Reviews

Let me start with I never liked Fuego. There is a reason why I came here rather than there. For these reasons I'm now writing this place off. This is now without question a Latin…

Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time being very much…

I sort of felt bad reviewing this place yet again, but recent events make it necessary. Those events are the closing of Fuego and the influx of their dancers. Now I have nothing against latinas.…

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is the…

Well, been back since my last review. I had all but given up hope on the place but I seem every six months or so, the owners decide to shake things up. Music still sucks…

This an odd mix. The place is relatively clean. Single stage with an odd living room feel to it...why exactly is there a faux fireplace on the stage? BYOB. Place has a juice bar, and…

Been holding off until reviewing this club for a while, Hoping it would get better. No such luck. I used to come here regularly up until about a year ago. This place…

So off the top, yes, DC club rule suck. No touching the dancers. The closest you get is when they let you slip the tip in their garter. Now that is out of…

Why oh why did I walk through that door. I can think of no reason to com here. Kinda place I'd be afraid of ordering anything that xome a in a glass they provide...and wod…

First time back since they remodeled the lower level. Place certainly looks more upscale, but it seems Danny, the owner, suddenly decided he hates mirrors. Not even mirrors behind the stage. Instead some cheap looking…

This place is a little strange. Had a sports bar feel to it...but with named women. The stage set up is designed to put you eye level to the lady bits. Tipping is a little…