Reviews

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…

Checked out Centerfolds on a Monday night. Cover was $20 at that point in the night. Around 9pm it was dead in terms of patrons, with just 5 or so visible in the…

Having been to Teaser's a few times now it remains my favorite club in the area, but for perhaps an unusual reason. I think I'd describe it as a "dive club" - it's not…

I've gone to Capital Cabaret a few times now. The most recent was a Friday night so I'll focus on that one, but I have to say that even weeknight evenings were surprisingly busy…

(This review is for March 13th, but I had reviewed the club too recently so I waited to post it)

Took a (female) friend here for a Friday night having had a pretty good experience in…

Checked out Teasers' on a Saturday night and had a fabulous time. The dancers varied substantially - mostly white (I saw one or two black girls), wide range from thin and very athletic to…

Went on Mar 13th. Took a (female) friend here after bailing on a disappointing night at Crazy Horse and had a much better time. If you're going with a group that includes women…

Had a pretty great time at Crazy Horse today, seems a bit underrated here. Got in around 8:30, left at 11:00. Cover was $21 (clever way to get you a bunch of 1s…

Went here this past Halloween (Oct 2014), in around midnight. I figured it'd be a great, energetic time: Halloween in SF at a strip club! Sadly, not so much. The cover was…

Marking my third strip club visit ever (still a newbie, but looking to learn!), I checked out Teasers in Durham this past November (2014). Overall I would say I had a good time, though…

My most recent club experience, just a week ago (Jan 2015), was at Condor Club in SF. Have to say, had a really great time there. I got there around 8 and the…