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published 10 yrs ago
An older review that I only...
reviewed by
l00ber

5.3

An older review that I only now bothered to type up.
Made this place the last stop of a night on the town with the boys. Portland has many strip clubs as well as dive…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Others have already made mention of...
reviewed by
l00ber

4.7

Others have already made mention of how beat up the parking lot and the road leading up to this club are. I would like to point out that it is also quite the sojourn…

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published 10 yrs ago
All of the parking in front...
reviewed by
l00ber

8.3

All of the parking in front is tagged for valet only, while the large lot just beyond the railroad tracks is for general parking. The general parking is flat and open with sightlines to…

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published 10 yrs ago
Was in town for a convention....
reviewed by
l00ber

5.7

Was in town for a convention. I guess most who frequent this club fall under the same category. It's a dive bar with a shady looking location; quite literally under a bridge.…

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published 10 yrs ago
Quite a bit out from the...
reviewed by
l00ber

5.3

Quite a bit out from the actually city, I am not sure there's much else near the Classy Chassy other than a gas station. The club is of a fair size. The decorum…

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published 10 yrs ago
Everything I had read has been...
reviewed by
l00ber

9.0

Everything I had read has been validated. The only let down was the shaving cream show. My years of porn viewing had desensitized me to any visual stimulation short of double anal fisting…

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published 10 yrs ago
I am a sleazy guy. ...
reviewed by
l00ber

6.3

I am a sleazy guy. I know what I am looking for. So I have no clue why I still check out Vu clubs periodically. Perhaps I need to stop letting friends…

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published 10 yrs ago
Went with friends in the middle...
reviewed by
l00ber

6.0

Went with friends in the middle of the day. The sun was still up, that's how you know I've got a problem. This place is unique. I have been to many clubs…

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published 10 yrs ago
I found myself in this sketchy...
reviewed by
l00ber

4.7

I found myself in this sketchy neighborhood. The close proximity to the airport was probably this club's saving grace during its heyday. That was some decades ago. You have choices for mediocre…

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published 10 yrs ago
Came here with a group of...
reviewed by
l00ber

8.7

Came here with a group of friends on a Thursday night. It was a spontaneous decision and a lucky one at that. The place was packed! On a Thursday night! The…

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published 10 yrs ago
I have been to Kittens 8...
reviewed by
l00ber

7.7

I have been to Kittens 8 or 10 times since they opened earlier this year. This club is still fairly new. It is clean, well lit, the music is not overly loud, and…