Reviews by anonlvone

I've reviewed the physical layout of this club many times, so I'm going to forego that this time as there's been no changes on that front. One needed change that I keep hoping for though,…

While visiting North Austin clubs such as Perfect 10, Rick's and Foxy's, I've occasionally come across surprisingly cute dancers who mentioned the Landing Strip to me. I'd also been told, but haven't been able to…

So I finally made a visit to the new Perfect 10 Cabaret at Highland Mall. I had just gotten into town, was too stressed to go straight home, and so I decided to stop off…

This club is owned by the same people who own Rick’s (topless club just a short ways up the street on I-35) and XTC Cabaret (nude club in North Central Austin). I’ve been to this…

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when I…

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

In an earlier review I stated this club is in South Austin. That was wrong. It’s actually in East Central Austin. There is valet parking to the left of the building, and free parking to…

XTC Cabaret is located in far SE Austin. I had to be in the area anyway, so decided to stop by for a first time ever visit. There is parking to the left and right…

Since my initial visit I’ve been to Foxy’s three additional times, so I can give a somewhat better review now. The club opens around 5 pm I believe, but most of the girls don’t really…

Over this weekend I made daytime visits to the Palazio, Perfect 10 and the Yellow Rose, and I would have to rank them in this order: Perfect 10 in first place because it has the…

Today after work I found myself thinking I was feeling much too stressed just one day into my work week, so I decided to make a visit to Perfect 10 after a three month absence,…

This is a new club. It’s only been open for about four months I think, and is owned by the same company that owns Ricks Cabaret. The cover charge around 9 pm was $15, and…

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey at…

This isn’t really my type of club, but there are a few decent dancers here so if you want to visit and buy a few dances you can have a nice time, just as long…

One of my favorite dancers talked me into visiting Rick’s for the very first time tonight, and it turned out to be a really strange experience. Upon arrival I was surprised that the parking lot…

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble dealing…

This past Friday and Saturday nights both found me at Expose. It’s a small club, even smaller than the Yellow Rose, and dark, the way all strip clubs once used to be. There’s a main…

Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose, and actually lower…

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when I say that…

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my left led me…

I usually visit this club on Friday nights, and that was true again on my last visit just this past Friday. Since this will be my third review of this club, I’m going to try…

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my home (I live…

Since I wrote my first review of P10, I’ve been there about four additional times, and my opinion of the club has improved somewhat. On the positive side, it’s easy to look up coming events…

This past weekend I visited the Yellow Rose for the third time since returning to Texas. (My second visit was about a year ago, and it was so bad I decided it would be unfair…

I decided to make my first visit to this club based upon the location. It’s sort of centrally located between Round Rock, and North Austin, with Cedar Park to the left and Pflugerville to the…