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27 reviews by anonlvone

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

Yes, you can find English-speaking dancers at XTC

I've reviewed the physical layout of this club many times, so I'm going to forego that this time as there's been no changes on that front. One needed change that I keep hoping for though,…

8 yrs ago

Maximus Club

Austin, TX

Great rush hour escape

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

While visiting North Austin clubs such as Perfect 10, Rick's and Foxy's, I've occasionally come across surprisingly cute dancers who mentioned the Landing Strip to me. I'd also been told, but haven't been able to…

8 yrs ago2

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

would definitely return for another visit

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So I finally made a visit to the new Perfect 10 Cabaret at Highland Mall. I had just gotten into town, was too stressed to go straight home, and so I decided to stop off…

9 yrs ago

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, TX

constantly getting better

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This club is owned by the same people who own Rick’s (topless club just a short ways up the street on I-35) and XTC Cabaret (nude club in North Central Austin). I’ve been to this…

9 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

pretentious and over priced

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when I…

9 yrs ago2

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

disappointing

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

9 yrs ago2

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

best nude club in Austin

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

In an earlier review I stated this club is in South Austin. That was wrong. It’s actually in East Central Austin. There is valet parking to the left of the building, and free parking to…

9 yrs ago

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

possibly the best nude club in Austin

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

XTC Cabaret is located in far SE Austin. I had to be in the area anyway, so decided to stop by for a first time ever visit. There is parking to the left and right…

9 yrs ago1

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, TX

diamond in the rough

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Since my initial visit I’ve been to Foxy’s three additional times, so I can give a somewhat better review now. The club opens around 5 pm I believe, but most of the girls don’t really…

9 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

yet another disappointing visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Over this weekend I made daytime visits to the Palazio, Perfect 10 and the Yellow Rose, and I would have to rank them in this order: Perfect 10 in first place because it has the…

9 yrs ago

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

great way to unwind after work

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Today after work I found myself thinking I was feeling much too stressed just one day into my work week, so I decided to make a visit to Perfect 10 after a three month absence,…

9 yrs ago2

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, TX

great new club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a new club. It’s only been open for about four months I think, and is owned by the same company that owns Ricks Cabaret. The cover charge around 9 pm was $15, and…

9 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

ROB alert

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey at…

9 yrs ago

Expose

Austin, TX

ROB alert

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This isn’t really my type of club, but there are a few decent dancers here so if you want to visit and buy a few dances you can have a nice time, just as long…

9 yrs ago

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, TX

welcome to the ghetto

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

One of my favorite dancers talked me into visiting Rick’s for the very first time tonight, and it turned out to be a really strange experience. Upon arrival I was surprised that the parking lot…

9 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

dayshift gets 2 thumbs up

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble dealing…

9 yrs ago

Expose

Austin, TX

Fri/Sat visits to Expose

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This past Friday and Saturday nights both found me at Expose. It’s a small club, even smaller than the Yellow Rose, and dark, the way all strip clubs once used to be. There’s a main…

10 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Hustle factor is through the roof. Loud music is loud.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose, and actually lower…

10 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Best men's club in Austin

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when I say that…

10 yrs ago1

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Another stressful work week found me back at the Palazio on another Saturday afternoon, and I enjoyed another great visit.

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my left led me…

10 yrs ago

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

no longer my favorite club, but still worth a visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I usually visit this club on Friday nights, and that was true again on my last visit just this past Friday. Since this will be my third review of this club, I’m going to try…

10 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

think i just found a new favorite club

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my home (I live…

10 yrs ago1

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

not a bad way to spend an evening

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Since I wrote my first review of P10, I’ve been there about four additional times, and my opinion of the club has improved somewhat. On the positive side, it’s easy to look up coming events…

10 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

the bloom is off this rose

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This past weekend I visited the Yellow Rose for the third time since returning to Texas. (My second visit was about a year ago, and it was so bad I decided it would be unfair…

10 yrs ago

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

Doesn't quite live up to its name

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I decided to make my first visit to this club based upon the location. It’s sort of centrally located between Round Rock, and North Austin, with Cedar Park to the left and Pflugerville to the…

10 yrs ago