yet another disappointing visit
Over this weekend I made daytime visits to the Palazio, Perfect 10 and the Yellow Rose, and I would have to rank them in this order: Perfect 10 in first place because it has the greatest number of beautiful women and also the women with the best attitudes; the Palazio in second place because it has fewer women but the ones it does have can be among the best looking in Austin; and the Yellow Rose would be a distant - very distant - third. Another way to say this is that I’ve often recognized women from Perfect 10 at the Palazio, or women from the Palazio at Perfect 10, but I’ve never recognized a woman from the Palazio or Perfect 10 at the Yellow Rose.
On my most recent visit, I went there looking for a dancer I had met at another club. Unfortunately she wasn’t there, and the women who were there were almost uniformly overweight or heavily tattooed or both. The one exception was this very pretty and very intelligent girl who was of Japanese and Hispanic ancestry. After chatting with her awhile I requested a dance, but only one, because when a girl dances for me I want her to be soft, slow and sensual, but this girl was all knees and elbows or at least it seemed that way to me. Maybe the chemistry between us was off that day, I don’t know. If I return I’ll definitely giver her another try though.
Physically the club looks decent enough, and during a daytime visit when the club isn’t that busy you can tolerate how small it is and maybe even find it cozy. The only problem is that the dancers I saw there didn’t justify a visit. Other than the Asian girl who danced for me, I would say the best looking girl in the entire club was the Black girl who was my waitress.
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