Articles by GACA

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I am similarly reading and studying The System, and asking myself what would RBD do? What is The System? More than a few ago years now, RBD published a Jerry McGuire like memo who's mission…

I'm a follower of The System. I absolutely believe those who don't heed The Word won't be getting OTC 35% of the time when the end of 18 months come around. My first time out using The System I got to pay a stripper to offer me an above-the-pants simulated BJ. What can I say I'm a fast learner…

I wanted to write an RBD style manifesto akin to the System ....but alas I don't have the patience or wherewithal to sit at a keyboard typing in great detail the delicate intricacies of how to routinely bypass the "firewall" of the no touch policies of lame ass clubs that reside in pseudo judeo Christian counties upholding long dispelled myths.…

I've been steady clubbing for almost two years. I average once or twice a week, can easily guess I've blown $25k in that short amount of time, so as far as hours put in I'm probably 7 years more than a casual goer. So many times here I've heard that the reason men go to strip clubs is to live…

Ok, so I'm realizing there are two types of people in the USA; beggars and choosers I'm a beggar at the moment. I have to woo chicks. I have to negotiate price. Often times I have to take a huge loss, and because what? Economics is about scarcity, supply and demand. But I'm sure there is no short supply…

Raised in a religious, well at least pseudo religious household. Taught that Eve coming from Adam's rib as a gift from God was a testament on how we should adore and protect the opposite sex. Furthermore, examples of whores turned saints only fortified this belief of the innate sanctity of a woman's soul, it was to be held in high…

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I found myself with similar zeal reading and studying, questioning the metaphors, debating interpretation, but more importantly living the way of The System and asking myself what would RBD do? Good thing there are literally…

Talk about your dry spells. I mean the 1930's mother of dry spells. At one point I couldn't even get the fat chick from El Salvador down stairs to come up and fuck me even when I hinted I might be able to help her get her papers. Low point, nah, that would be the fat single mother of…