Reviews

Look, I've lived in the District of Columbia for 13 years. And I know better than to spend any serious money in any of our clubs, no matter the reputation or ambiance or dancer…

I popped my head in on a Friday night around 1 am. Why? I dunno. I was drunk, had a little profit from the casino...whatever. Anyway, I was there. I sometimes stop…

I think this place's problem is that they have trouble enticing new dancers to come on board. Every time I see a new one, the next visit there's no sign of here even at…

I understand the conclusions drawn by those reviewers who think CP has gone downhill. The truth is, you really need to hit this spot on either Friday or Saturday, 9 pm or later.…

I wandered into this place on a Friday around 2 pm, basically for lack of anything better to do on a vacation day when I wasn't meeting friends until 5:00 or so. There were…

Well, I didn't find out until after I'd entered that showing a hotel room key gets you free admission, rather than the $20 cover. The manager comped me a drink to somewhat make up…

I stopped by this place because I was staying in downtown Milwaukee and didn't want to rent a car; a cheap Uber ride got me over to this place. PLEASE NOTE: It is now…

Another roll into nasty ol' Daddy-o's. Let's be honest; I come here when I'm in town and I want to see something genuinely raunchy, not a pretty 23 year old who might graze your…

Another roll into the CP. My first point is, don't even bother going here until after 8 pm at the earliest. That's when a shift change occurs, and (a) there will be more…

This was an OK visit to CP, I guess, but it was the worst of the 6-7 times I've been there. Considering that it was Friday around 9:30 pm, I was disappointed by how…

I was granted free VIP access because there weren't many dancers around. Granted, I was a tad on the early side (a half hour after they opened), but it was really sparse for both…

It may not be fair to review this place following a visit at 4 pm the day after Xmas, but I still walked away with some negative impressions. First of all, virtually no one…