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11 years ago
Zippy's guide to "being funny"
1. Speak Klingon. After all, nothing says "I'm not a desperate attention-seeking nerd, I'm hip, I'm with it," like speaking a made up TV sci-fi language;
2. Overuse the word "groovy" so people will hopefully think I'm ironic and not a needy hopeless fanboy;
3. Turn cool into a 2-syllable word so people will think I am coo-el and not a sad, passive-aggressive attention whore;
4. Overuse "shizzle" as if it were still 2002 (and not because I am so needing of approval from the number one fake whigger on this board that I will do anything to get him to post something to get him to pay attention to me);
5. KFC XXXtra Krispay (now THAT's funny).
Mission accomplished.
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11 years ago
zip: still the same old hypocritical juice/dougster apologist. every time you say you laugh at juice's posts, i'm reminded *somebody* pays to see a new kevin james movie...now i know who.
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11 years ago
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT DOUGSTER & HIS BITCH SIPPY**
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11 years ago
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT DOUGSTER **
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
Schmuck. Like everything else, your pretend knowledge is greater than your actual knowledge. You think that TDHQ is the only one on this board who thinks you're a cunt?...sorry, but the line is long and distinguished (like the johnson up your dad's ass right now). Hannukah is not a religious holiday, is not mentioned in the Old Testament and there are no penalties for being online ...aside of course, from reading your putrid, idiotic comments.
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT DOUGSTER **
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11 years ago
you're even dumber than Sippy & Zippy's retarded love child if you think i'm TDHQ, you miserable twat. Go watch your father toss some street bum's salad for a can of Libby's peas, dorkster. how sticky is your keyboard after jacking it to CEI porn all day long?
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT DOUGSTER **
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11 years ago
Surprised you managed to take your mouth off of sippy's cock long enough to type that.
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
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*Now* it's a great thread.
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11 years ago
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