Dougster_Izzakunt

joined Nov 2013last seen Dec 2013

What can I say? I like sucking cocks and hanging out with other men on internet chat boards. Since the government won't allow me to own sheep anymore (Sheep lie, oh do they lie!), I have to settle for the smegma-encrusted cocks of Juicebox and Crazyjoe. At least Zipman68 has the courtesy to offer a reach-around, even if his tiny, genital wart covered dong barely penetrates my loathesome, spotty behind.

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11 years ago

zipman68

the speed force!

...and back to talkin' 'bout naked chicks

Zippy's guide to "being funny" 1. Speak Klingon. After all, nothing says "I'm not a desperate attention-seeking nerd, I'm hip, I'm with it," like speaking a made up TV sci-fi language; 2. Overuse the word "groovy" so people will hopefully think I'm ironic and not a needy hopeless fanboy; 3. Turn cool into a 2-syllable word so people will think I am coo-el and not a sad, passive-aggressive attention whore; 4. Overuse "shizzle" as if it were still 2002 (and not because I am so needing of approval from the number one fake whigger on this board that I will do anything to get him to post something to get him to pay attention to me); 5. KFC XXXtra Krispay (now THAT's funny). Mission accomplished.

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11 years ago

zipman68

the speed force!

...and back to talkin' 'bout naked chicks

zip: still the same old hypocritical juice/dougster apologist. every time you say you laugh at juice's posts, i'm reminded *somebody* pays to see a new kevin james movie...now i know who.

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11 years ago