Reviews by SomeGuySomewhere

Hey, did you know this is the only full nude club in Las Vegas that sales alcohol? Are you ready to hear every single dancer, bartender, and bouncer tell you that multiple times throughout your…

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute…

I wouldn't seek out Bare Elegance but it's a solid club really close to LAX so it makes a good place to stop by if you've got some time to kill before a flight. I was…

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…

Had a great time on a visit that by all accounts should have been absolute shit. I'd go back if I was ever again in Roanoke, but I'd never seek this place out. Went on a…

There is no logical reason why I should like Sam's. But god bless it, I do. This is more of a compilation of several visits than one specific one. People will say the area is kinda…

This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot. After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by the…

Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a visit if you're in the area. I can see how it'd be hard to find; flip back to some of the older reviews to find some good directions for…

I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you. $5 cover charge. Layout-wise,…

As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not. Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5, but…

I'm in Tampa fairly often on business. I've done Mons and 2001, but honestly, neither of them really whet my whistle. So on my last trip, when I got stuck staying in a shitty hotel…

It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations. But once you do, Gold isn't that bad of a club. I've been here and to TD's North, and I like the vibe at Gold better. Gold knows it's…