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SomeGuySomewhere

Reviews

12 reviews by SomeGuySomewhere

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Really good, but has some knocks

6.3/10

Hey, did you know this is the only full nude club in Las Vegas that sales alcohol? Are you ready to hear every single dancer, bartender, and bouncer tell you that multiple times throughout your…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 7 yrs ago 1

Cheeks

Santa Fe, NM

Very middle of the road

6.7/10

Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 9 yrs ago 2

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, CA

Good place to stop before a flight

6.7/10

I wouldn't seek out Bare Elegance but it's a solid club really close to LAX so it makes a good place to stop by if you've got some time to kill before a flight. I was…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 9 yrs ago 1

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL

Good for Chicago, for what that's worth

7.3/10

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 10 yrs ago 1

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, VA

Should be shit, surprisingly good

6.3/10

Had a great time on a visit that by all accounts should have been absolute shit. I'd go back if I was ever again in Roanoke, but I'd never seek this place out. Went on a…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 10 yrs ago 1

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, CA

Great place to start the night

7.0/10

There is no logical reason why I should like Sam's. But god bless it, I do. This is more of a compilation of several visits than one specific one. People will say the area is kinda…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 10 yrs ago 1

The Roadhouse

Columbus, OH

Not great, but I'll give it a second chance.

5.7/10

This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot. After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by the…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 10 yrs ago 1

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, WV

Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a...

6.0/10

Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a visit if you're in the area. I can see how it'd be hard to find; flip back to some of the older reviews to find some good directions for…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 11 yrs ago 4

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I don't have the budget to...

7.3/10

I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you. $5 cover charge. Layout-wise,…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 11 yrs ago

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, OH

As a place to go, drink...

6.3/10

As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not. Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5, but…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 11 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

I'm in Tampa fairly often on...

7.0/10

I'm in Tampa fairly often on business. I've done Mons and 2001, but honestly, neither of them really whet my whistle. So on my last trip, when I got stuck staying in a shitty hotel…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 12 yrs ago

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, NM

It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations....

7.7/10

It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations. But once you do, Gold isn't that bad of a club. I've been here and to TD's North, and I like the vibe at Gold better. Gold knows it's…

SomeGuySomewhereSomeGuySomewhere· 12 yrs ago 1
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