Reviews by SomeGuySomewhere
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1848 Las Vegas Blvd N
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Really good, but has some knocks
Hey, did you know this is the only full nude club in Las Vegas that sales alcohol? Are you ready to hear every single dancer, bartender, and bouncer tell you that multiple times throughout your…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Liwet)
Jul 1, 2019, 12:43 PM
Cheeks
2841 Cerrillos Rd
Santa Fe, NM 87507
Very middle of the road
Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute…
Oct 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Bare Elegance
4824 W Imperial Hwy
Inglewood, CA 90304
Good place to stop before a flight
I wouldn't seek out Bare Elegance but it's a solid club really close to LAX so it makes a good place to stop by if you've got some time to kill before a flight.
I was…
Jul 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave
Chicago, IL 60625
Good for Chicago, for what that's worth
So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…
Jun 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
Gold & Silver
3121 Franklin Rd SW
Roanoke, VA 24014
Should be shit, surprisingly good
Had a great time on a visit that by all accounts should have been absolute shit. I'd go back if I was ever again in Roanoke, but I'd never seek this place out.
Went on a…
Mar 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
Sam's Hofbrau
1751 E Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90021
Great place to start the night
There is no logical reason why I should like Sam's. But god bless it, I do. This is more of a compilation of several visits than one specific one.
People will say the area is kinda…
Dec 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
The Roadhouse
333 Georgesville Rd
Columbus, OH 43228
Not great, but I'll give it a second chance.
This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot.
After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by the…
Oct 18, 2015, 12:00 AM
Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club
411 West Alexander Road
Valley Grove, WV
Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a...
Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a visit if you're in the area. I can see how it'd be hard to find; flip back to some of the older reviews to find some good directions for…
Feb 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
I don't have the budget to...
I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you.
$5 cover charge. Layout-wise,…
Jan 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
4522 Kenny Rd
Columbus, OH 43220
As a place to go, drink...
As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not.
Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5, but…
Nov 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Vixens Ybor Strip
3819 E 7th Ave
Tampa, FL 33605
I'm in Tampa fairly often on...
I'm in Tampa fairly often on business. I've done Mons and 2001, but honestly, neither of them really whet my whistle. So on my last trip, when I got stuck staying in a shitty hotel…
Jan 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
TD's Eubank
2120 Eubank Blvd NE
Albuquerque, NM 87112
It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations....
It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations. But once you do, Gold isn't that bad of a club. I've been here and to TD's North, and I like the vibe at Gold better. Gold knows it's…
Oct 21, 2013, 12:00 AM












