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Reviews by SomeGuySomewhere

  • review
    5 years ago
    Palomino
    1848 Las Vegas Blvd N North Las Vegas, NV 89030
    Really good, but has some knocks
    Hey, did you know this is the only full nude club in Las Vegas that sales alcohol? Are you ready to hear every single dancer, bartender, and bouncer tell you that multiple times throughout...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Cheeks
    2841 Cerrillos Rd Santa Fe, NM 87507
    Very middle of the road
    Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Bare Elegance
    4824 W Imperial Hwy Inglewood, CA 90304
    Good place to stop before a flight
    I wouldn't seek out Bare Elegance but it's a solid club really close to LAX so it makes a good place to stop by if you've got some time to kill before a flight. I...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Admiral Theatre
    3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
    Good for Chicago, for what that's worth
    So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Gold & Silver
    3121 Franklin Rd SW Roanoke, VA 24014
    Should be shit, surprisingly good
    Had a great time on a visit that by all accounts should have been absolute shit. I'd go back if I was ever again in Roanoke, but I'd never seek this place out. Went on...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Sam's Hofbrau
    1751 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021
    Great place to start the night
    There is no logical reason why I should like Sam's. But god bless it, I do. This is more of a compilation of several visits than one specific one. People will say the area is...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Road House Revue
    333 Georgesville Rd Columbus, OH 43228
    Not great, but I'll give it a second chance.
    This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot. After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by...
  • review
    9 years ago
    Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club
    411 West Alexander Road Valley Grove, WV
    Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a...
    Interesting, out-of-the-way place that's worth a visit if you're in the area. I can see how it'd be hard to find; flip back to some of the older reviews to find some good directions...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Cheetah
    100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
    I don't have the budget to...
    I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you. $5 cover charge....
  • review
    10 years ago
    Kahoots Gentlemen's Club
    4522 Kenny Rd Columbus, OH 43220
    As a place to go, drink...
    As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not. Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5,...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Scarlett's Ybor Strip
    3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
    I'm in Tampa fairly often on...
    I'm in Tampa fairly often on business. I've done Mons and 2001, but honestly, neither of them really whet my whistle. So on my last trip, when I got stuck staying in a shitty...
  • review
    11 years ago
    TD's Eubank
    2120 Eubank Blvd NE Albuquerque, NM 87112
    It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations....
    It's Albuquerque, so lower your expectations. But once you do, Gold isn't that bad of a club. I've been here and to TD's North, and I like the vibe at Gold better. Gold knows...