Should be shit, surprisingly good

Had a great time on a visit that by all accounts should have been absolute shit. I'd go back if I was ever again in Roanoke, but I'd never seek this place out.

Went on a random Sunday night. Found the place easy enough and parking was fine (and free). Walked in and there were fewer than five patrons and about as many girls. Bartender insisted on charging the membership fee, which was absurd since nobody was there. But whatever.

Hanging out at the bar and one girl came up to talk. Older but not old, cute but not pretty; pretty much the definition of a 5. But we get to talking and she's actually really cool. Shes walking with a limp and tells me about how she hurt her ankle (I forget how). She offers a dance, I tell her I'm skeptical she can on a gimpy leg, she assures me she can. Something like 5 or 6 dances later, I can say that she was right.