Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

I don't have the budget to...

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SomeGuySomewhere
Jan 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I don't have the budget to really enjoy a lot of the clubs in South Florida, but Cheetah is a pretty solid club that offers a good time without completely bankrupting you.

$5 cover charge. Layout-wise, the club is huge. Two separate bars with a stage in the middle. At least in the bar on the far side of the building from when you walk in, there is a small one-persons stage in the middle; there might be a stage in the other one too but I don't remember. As you'd expect for any club this size, there's just a shitton of girls there. I visited on an off-night, at an off-time (too late for the after work crowd but too early for the partiers) and there were probably 30 or 35 dancers working. Maybe not the hottest I've seen in South Florida but still good quality on the whole - most were in the 7 to 9 range. The downside is with that much competition, some of the girls can tend towards the pushy side.

Got a couple of dances from an Eastern Europoean chick (Romanian? Hungarian? I can't remember). The dance area is a little more open than I typically prefer, and a bouncer periodically walks by. But if the dancer keeps her eyes out for him, then there is some good friction and liberal two-way to be had. $25 per dance which I gather is the standard for the Miami area, but I feel like there's better value for the money here than at some of the other clubs.

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