Not great, but I'll give it a second chance.

This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot.

After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by the only full nude place in Columbus, I went on a Saturday late afternoon. Paid cover and got buzzed in though a locked door (which is a real pain in the ass if you have to leave to get something from your car and then come right back in, but whatever). The physical layout is pretty much shit. It's small, cramped, and dingy. There's a small closet-style area just past the bar where you smoke, which doesn't bother me but could a turnoff for some. Ordered my diet coke, and they brought be the can and a glass of ice. Just a weird, no-frills, run down kind of vibe to the whole place.

There were maybe a half dozen patrons, and probably slightly fewer girls - although this was a very off time, so it's not that surprising. The girls were nothing to rave about that I saw, but they're pretty solid Columbus 6s or 7s. And if you're in town and looking for full nude, it's this pace or bust anyway, so you've got to decide if you want hotter but pasties (Kahoots) or uglier but nude (Here). Stage shows were okay, but tons of hustle from everyone of the dancers: More than one of them, after I'd tipped the whole way through their sets came back up to me when they were done asking for more. Gets pretty annoying, but I can attribute that to the fact that it was so slow and I was really the only one spending any money. Enough other reviews have talked about less hustle, so that makes me think it was a one-off kind of thing.