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Reviews

review
published 6 mos ago
Still Delivering
reviewed by
BigJuan

6.7

I've reviewed this club several times. Interestingly, this time they had a metal detector set up during day shift -- maybe it's permanent now. A security guard scanned me and checked my id.…

review
published 9 mos ago
Usually a Good Time. Even Better When a Longtime Favorite Delivers.
reviewed by
BigJuan

7.0

This is my go-to club. I've described the layout in detail before. On this day I visited from 6pm to 2am. I witnessed the slowness of the changeover from day to evening…

review
published 1 yr ago
390 Is the Best in Chicago Until Someone Else Can Grab the Throne
reviewed by
BigJuan

6.0

I have reviewed this club several times. The layout has not changed. On this day, I arrived in late afternoon and stayed through early evening. There was a drink deal (Modelo, I…

review
published 1 yr ago
Don't go before mid-evening
reviewed by
BigJuan

6.0

I've reviewed Atlantis several times in the past. This was my first experience with their "day" shift. I believe that the club now opens around 5 pm, and I arrived there around 6…

review
published 1 yr ago
Has Seen Better Days
reviewed by
BigJuan

6.0

This was my first visit to Atlantis since before the pandemic. The club, as originally built, was opulent. And it still looks really nice on the outside. (I came a few days after…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Like discovering that an old pair of jeans still fits well
reviewed by
BigJuan

5.7

Visited an old haunt for the second time after several years off (due to pandemic). To get enough approval votes, here's a quick rundown of the basics. Free parking with good lighting. Years…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Couldn't Get Dancers' Attention, So No Dances
reviewed by
BigJuan

4.7

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Nice Club and Attractive Girls, But Tame
reviewed by
BigJuan

7.7

This was my first time to Tattletale because, alas, no more Follies. The bouncers scanned me on the way in, but were very friendly, as were the doormen. (TBH, the latter seemed interchangeable,…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Never Disappoints, But Watch the Hustle Factor
reviewed by
BigJuan

5.7

I’ve been to this club a handful of times, and it’s always a fun atmosphere. There are a ton of reviews about this place, but the biggest distinction between my initial expectations and reality is…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Not a “Hot Girl Summer” on this Visit
reviewed by
BigJuan

3.3

This place used to be the shit, but based on an admittedly small/sporadic sample size, that appears to no longer be the case. During my most recent visit, there were several (6-10) dancers on shift…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Memorable Mid-Week Visit
reviewed by
BigJuan

6.7

I’ve been to Atlantis several times. The contingent that approves these reviews likes lots of descriptions, so I’ll touch on the layout and decor: The club is designed like a Vegas-style version of a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Don’t Go on a Weeknight (If At All)
reviewed by
BigJuan

3.0

In town for a few days and decided to visit Dollhouse based on the reviews, after lots of comparing. I knew going in that Ohio clubs generally have no extras and are not user…