Reviews

34 reviews by BigJuan

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Still Delivering

I've reviewed this club several times. Interestingly, this time they had a metal detector set up during day shift -- maybe it's permanent now. A security guard scanned me and checked my id.…

1 yr ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Usually a Good Time. Even Better When a Longtime Favorite Delivers.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is my go-to club. I've described the layout in detail before. On this day I visited from 6pm to 2am. I witnessed the slowness of the changeover from day to evening…

1 yr ago3

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

390 Is the Best in Chicago Until Someone Else Can Grab the Throne

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I have reviewed this club several times. The layout has not changed. On this day, I arrived in late afternoon and stayed through early evening. There was a drink deal (Modelo, I…

2 yrs ago3

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Don't go before mid-evening

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've reviewed Atlantis several times in the past. This was my first experience with their "day" shift. I believe that the club now opens around 5 pm, and I arrived there around 6…

2 yrs ago

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Has Seen Better Days

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This was my first visit to Atlantis since before the pandemic. The club, as originally built, was opulent. And it still looks really nice on the outside. (I came a few days after…

2 yrs ago1

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Like discovering that an old pair of jeans still fits well

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Visited an old haunt for the second time after several years off (due to pandemic). To get enough approval votes, here's a quick rundown of the basics. Free parking with good lighting. Years…

3 yrs ago

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, OH

Couldn't Get Dancers' Attention, So No Dances

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

4 yrs ago4

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, GA

Nice Club and Attractive Girls, But Tame

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This was my first time to Tattletale because, alas, no more Follies. The bouncers scanned me on the way in, but were very friendly, as were the doormen. (TBH, the latter seemed interchangeable,…

5 yrs ago2

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Never Disappoints, But Watch the Hustle Factor

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I’ve been to this club a handful of times, and it’s always a fun atmosphere. There are a ton of reviews about this place, but the biggest distinction between my initial expectations and reality is…

6 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Not a “Hot Girl Summer” on this Visit

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This place used to be the shit, but based on an admittedly small/sporadic sample size, that appears to no longer be the case. During my most recent visit, there were several (6-10) dancers on shift…

6 yrs ago2

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

I’ve been to Atlantis several times. The contingent that approves these reviews likes lots of descriptions, so I’ll touch on the layout and decor: The club is designed like a Vegas-style version of a…

6 yrs ago1

Dollhouse

Columbus, OH

Don’t Go on a Weeknight (If At All)

★★★★★★★3.0/10

In town for a few days and decided to visit Dollhouse based on the reviews, after lots of comparing. I knew going in that Ohio clubs generally have no extras and are not user…

7 yrs ago3

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Mileage Was Great, Even at Night

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This was my third time at Follies, but the first in two years. I’ve only been during night shift, and it’s been well documented on this site that night shift is primarily AA and…

7 yrs ago

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Hopping on a Monday Night

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

After an hour at a very slow Atlantis, I cruise up the road to Club 390. Lady on the phone said there were 15 girls working, and not sure there were that many, but…

7 yrs ago3

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Mid-Week Was Disappointing

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Visited Atlantis for the first time in a year. The crowd was sparse on a Wednesday - bothe dancers and patrons. I’m not going to dwell on the facilities, other than to note that they’re…

7 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Day Shift Was Disappointing

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This was my first day shift experience and it was underwhelming. I’ve been going to this club for several years, in sporadic intervals. At night, I’ve had hits and misses, but this day…

8 yrs ago1

Glass Slipper

Boston, MA

Huge Disappointment

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was visiting Boston for the weekend and wanted to check out the local flavor. Unlike the seafood and pubs, the strip clubs were underwhelming. Bigly. There is zero privacy in this…

8 yrs ago1

Club O

Homewood, IL

Supremely Disappointing

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This is my most frequently visited club over the years. Due to proximity, I will probably continue to check in every now and then. But boy has it gone downhill. Got there…

8 yrs ago

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Better than expected

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went to Atlantis after Club O spit the bit real early on. As soon as I walked in, an AA dancer who was young and had a great body came over and introduced herself.…

9 yrs ago

Club O

Homewood, IL

Disappointing

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my fifth or sixth visit to Club O in the same number of years. (I go about annually, but not on a regular schedule.) When I first visited Club O, also…

9 yrs ago

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Night Shift Is Not for Me

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my second time here. First time was a Sunday, which is the craziest night here. I thought Monday night would be a bit more subdued. The club was not packed…

10 yrs ago

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Different From the Norm

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Visited Follies on a Sunday night. I had read prior reviews, but you can't really mentally prepare for the scene here on Sunday nights. Frisked by heavily armed security out front. This made it feel…

10 yrs ago2

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Disappointment

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Based on other reviews, I thought this place would be the best option for a solo visit when I was in the Denver area. The physical layout was nothing spectacular, although the club was very…

10 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Fun Party Environment but Average Girls

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Visited here on back-to-back nights this summer. On both nights, the girls were mostly average, with a few above-average lookers. All races were represented. Did a few lapdances, and the girls definitely got fully-nude and…

10 yrs ago

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, WV

Pleasantly surprising

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

No extras here. Visited on a Friday and was surprised by the number of dancers and diversity. They ranged from 2-7 on a standard 10-pt scale. Drinks were reasonably priced and there was a…

11 yrs ago

Reviews

Still Delivering

Usually a Good Time. Even Better When a Longtime Favorite Delivers.

390 Is the Best in Chicago Until Someone Else Can Grab the Throne

Don't go before mid-evening

Has Seen Better Days

Like discovering that an old pair of jeans still fits well

Couldn't Get Dancers' Attention, So No Dances

Nice Club and Attractive Girls, But Tame

Never Disappoints, But Watch the Hustle Factor

Not a “Hot Girl Summer” on this Visit

Memorable Mid-Week Visit

Don’t Go on a Weeknight (If At All)

Mileage Was Great, Even at Night

Hopping on a Monday Night

Mid-Week Was Disappointing

Day Shift Was Disappointing

Huge Disappointment

Supremely Disappointing

Better than expected

Disappointing

Night Shift Is Not for Me

Different From the Norm

Disappointment

Fun Party Environment but Average Girls

Pleasantly surprising

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