Not a “Hot Girl Summer” on this Visit

This place used to be the shit, but based on an admittedly small/sporadic sample size, that appears to no longer be the case. During my most recent visit, there were several (6-10) dancers on shift when I arrived around 10:00 pm. A few were friendly, but not attractive. Props to Monroe, in particular, for really trying, but there was only one dancer that was a 7 or above, and that was the one I wanted. I tipped her when she was on stage shaking her enormous cans and asked her to stop by when she was done dancing. But she proceeded to hit up many different tables and never made her way over. (I am attractive, young-ish and try to not to be creepy. But maybe I came off as creepy.) Either way, the takeaway here is that there were so few playable options at this place that I couldn’t afford to strikeout even once without blowing all chances for a successful evening.

Also, in case this is the only review you read about 390, some quick details: it’s in an industrial neighborhood but is safe as long as they don’t let in thugs or weapons. There is a back bar that sometimes has a really hot bartender. Two small stages in the center, but security may tell you that you can’t sit in certain spots that are reserved for VIP. This is true even if not a single “VIP” person is there. Dances are like $30 each and are full nude. Private rooms are very pricy, I believe starting at $350 or $400 for 30 minutes.