Huge Disappointment

I was visiting Boston for the weekend and wanted to check out the local flavor. Unlike the seafood and pubs, the strip clubs were underwhelming. Bigly. There is zero privacy in this place, it was packed to the gills, and the dancer to patron ratio was about 1 to 30.

Even if I had been impressed by any of the dancers (and I wasn’t; they were overweight and gross), I doubt I would’ve been able to get their attention or navigate the clusterfuck birth-canal-like central artery to get back to the dance area. I know new englanders are prudes, but they gotta get a better club than this in Boston! This place is worse than Bluto’s GPA.