I went there with a friend...

I went there with a friend Sunday of Victoria Day weekend. Sat outside until the doors opened at 5. It was pleasant watching the strippers come to work in civilian clothes. Started to rain but the bouncer wouldn't let me inside if only to use the john. The ladies are all beautiful, some more than others, but all have great asses and legs. Since there are no more dollar bills or $2 bills in Canada, stage tipping has all but disappeared. One dancer was so great that I decided to tip her a $20 on stage. The poor girl had no place to put it but suggested I place it in the crack of her exquisite ass. Very little pressure for drinks, but the girls all would like you to go upstairs with them. My buddy and I had the $7 pitcher of beer, which is now $10.75 but still a good deal. Dances upstairs are $20/lap dances in booths, $30/for a man and woman to observe, $40 for two male customers and $50 for the favorite "erotic couple" where two girls dance for their own amusement and incidentally for yours. Now there is a more private VIP room (everything is upstairs...and that is after the high flight from the Bytown Marketplace downstairs to the main floor...gotta watch the old ticker for us older fellows. Spent the early evening there and nothing but pleased with the charming entertainers. Afterwards, thought we should finish up somewhere less taxing to the eyes and pocketbook so we repaired to Darcy McGee's Irish Bar (Mr. McGee was shot there in the 19th Century). The waitresses there wear abbreviated schoolgirl skirts. Anyone who watches many films know that those are all Wicked Girls who should be disciplined, but instead we hurried back home without any more cool ones, eh

By the way, I learned that the VIP room is $160 for a half hour and $300 for an hour.