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7 years ago
Hell Yeah Clubber - never in a strip club - especially in Miami..
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Nice Review papi - can't beat the Body for variety and mileage.
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7 years ago
Man - this place seems so fucked up lately... Are they ever going to get their act together??
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7 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Wow - you hear shit like this and you just shake your head. DJ was obviously a dick. Customer service doesn't exist in some of these clubs being run by neanderthals..
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7 years ago
This club was one of the first ones back in action. Porthole also back in action.
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7 years ago
The reality is - this is an extras club - conversation will go to the negotiation within the first five minutes of conversation. This club closes at 2AM - these girls are about their money and not wasting time. f they feel you are just window shopping - they will ignore you. If this is not for you - and that is cool - then this is not the place for you.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I was there on a crazy Friday night about 5 years ago - when it was Take One - probably the only white guy - tons of Ebonies and having a great time - cops come in and raid the club - shut it down frisk all the patrons on the way out for weapons and drugs. Probably half the patrons had warrants. It used to get so loud in there - you would have ringing in the ears when you left the club for at least an hour. Crazy place - back in the day.
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7 years ago
That Saturday night - good variety - big booty and slim - could have just hit a good night. Porthole picks up random dancers from out of town quite often. I heard week days have been a little rough on talent.
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7 years ago
I appreciate the review and glad you enjoyed yourself but for me - this is exactly the reason I do not go to this club. It seems it is always something. The last time I went the A-C was not working. The time before that - the parking lot was totally screwed up and half the club was sealed off and it was warm in there. No consistency - no a-c is a deal breaker for me. Again, not knocking your review - glad you enjoyed yourself but to me this club has a long way to go to gain my loyalty.
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7 years ago
Yeah sounds like that first girl worked you - $25 dances in this club are unheard of. Most dancers are ecstatic if you pay them $10 instead of the $5 and full grind contact is pretty much guaranteed at that point in my experience. Once you are known as someone willing to spend money in this club - believe me you will have no problem with your PL lifestyle. Thanks for the review.
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7 years ago
Pay them ten dollars for the privilege of spending your hard earned money - hell no! There are other clubs close enough - I would never support that policy on principle alone..
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7 years ago
Sorry I have a hard time agreeing with the reviewer on this one. I think it is fair for a club providing entertainment to require a one drink minimum - I think like sflguy123 it is implied in most of these clubs. You can get away with zero drinks - I guess in a larger club but a small dive like Porthole you are going to stand out if you do not purchase at least one drink which to me is reasonable. Porthole girls are typically easy to work with as they tend to be middle of the road in looks and less stuck up. Of course, we have all encountered some girls with bad attitudes in the clubs. It comes with the territory. Sounds like you and the girl - who probably was trashed just did not hit it off. It happens. Better luck next time.
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9 years ago
Club Ad Of The Week - this club has a long standing horrible reputation for ripping people off - doubt they changed this dramatically - proceed with caution.
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12 years ago
Just happened to be a new club and the reviewer just became a member. Promoting their Saturday nights. Seems like an obvious shill review. Vinnie Bagodonuts - yeah right.
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7 years ago
Desert coming....
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7 years ago
Thanks for the review - been a while since I have been to this club. I can't believe these club Managers are still doing the drink hustle after all these years. Between that and the tip parade - doesn't sound to appealing to me. Thanks again.
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7 years ago
Man, I appreciate you trying to be a nice guy and all but dude what the hell are you thinking? You get scammed before you even walk through the door. That place can't be that good. Then you let this bitch screw you over left and right. Cmon - hate to say it but you have to man up! Take charge - never let the inmates run the asylum.. Good luck.
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8 years ago
Nice review - thanks - I have never heard anything good about this club. Located in a hot spot - you would think it could be very successful..
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8 years ago
I have to agree - I popped in there on a late Saturday night - I had no problem with the girls or Haitian vs AA but bouncers/management certainly uptight about friction dancing - watching like a hawk makes you uncomfortable. Not consistent with other Miami clubs. Guess trying to push the rooms.
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8 years ago
Happy in the end? If you do not mind being totally screwed, Notorious tourist trap - avoid. History speaks for itself - loser shill review. Desert coming...
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8 years ago
Not sure if weekdays make a difference at night - went by there last Thursday night at 8:30 - hoping to hit it before it got crazy. I was shocked - at 8:30 parking lot was completely packed. Didn't even attempt to go in...
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8 years ago
Thanks for the review - I respect your comments. I wonder if you were expecting it to be a black club? Which it definitely is and if not your cup of tea would definitely not be for you. I think the Papi meister will tell you - in Miami especially - sometimes you have to initiate the communication - the results are usually fairly good. Sounds like an off night but honestly even for Monday night - hardly sounds like this club. I guess just one of those nights..
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8 years ago
I agree with your comments - I find this club especially during the day - one of the best in South Florida. Very consistent - wish i lived closer to it.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Thanks for the review - I may have missed it but can you comment? three dance sets on stagee and dancers get totally nude or just topless? And in the 3 for $30 got totally nude right away or did it seem up for negotiation? Interested in your comments if you get the time. Thanks
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8 years ago
Yeah definitely on a decline since the new management change. Hopefully it will turn around. thanks for the review.