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Comments by motownkid (page 7)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Zeus13
    South Florida
    Afternoon Delights?
    I don't blame you for leaving - classic bait and switch hustle = management might not even know they are doing that. It is bull shit. $10 dances should be $10! Nice review thanks for the update...
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    The Incredible Shrinking Club
    Good review - thanks..
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Good not great
    $30 a dance - in Pompano? Enough said....
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Not great - not terrible
    For me this club would only be a day trip for me - on top of the above mentioned - can be a tough crowd - especially at night - not for the faint of heart. Heavy thug factor and so packed it is hard to enjoy yourself - often hot in there it is so jammed in the Summer on weekend nights - even if you are just in the party mode a tough sell for me. Definitely specializes in the Big Booties though...
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Ripoff Central
    Yeah I can't recommend this club at night - there has been more than enough bad press about the way their security handles customers issues. Most recently a customer was dragged out behind the club for a dispute over a liquor tab. They have security on tape assaulting the customer and chasing him when he got up. This same customer was found by his friends and family - the next day - floating in the canal behind the club. The club settled the lawsuit immediately. Can't recommend for the evenings. There are other suits pending for different issues.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Vegas - Hit & Miss Daytime
    Yeah the back bar as you walk in - they took down those ridiculous curtains - definitely a loosened atmosphere which was good.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Brandonjones44
    Strip Club Veteran
    Nothing special
    8 dancers - 15 customers - rare for the Body to be that slow..Hmm - way out of the norm.. The Body isn't and never will be comparable to Follies. Totally different animal...
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Sunday Tour De Force
    Thanks for the review - seems like this club just cannot find their identity. One day hood and value - the next day trying upscale techniques and constantly changing rules and dancer mix. You are on 79th Street - you are and always will be a hood club. Manage it the best you can - the crowds will come. When in Rome...do as the Romans do...
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    The Body - Reliable
    Not sure I got there early around 1245 - thx - PS Did see one or two Papi style..
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Pink = Same Old
    I agree - this is why it would never be my regular club - but once in a while when you want a change of pace - not the worst club.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Bend7
    Colorado
    Girl Good , Owner Asshole
    Hmm - no offense but seems like there is more to this story.. The owner of this club also owns Porthole - they can be tough (as you have to be in this business) but I have never known them to be aggressive with paying customers like that. Been going to both clubs for quite a while.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Felt Like A Middle-school Dance - Girls Not Approaching
    Wow - hate to hear this about this club - used to be one of my favorites when in Miami. Leave it to management to screw up a good thing. If they do not loosen up on these girls - it will just benefit The Body. Thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Changes...ugh
    On the weed thing - they have been smoking in the clubs down there for so long - I tend to think this will revert back at some point. I agree with you - on the separate room being stupid. Such a small club to begin with. Sounds like they are trying to go for an upscale image which is laughable for this hood club. You know what they say - you put lipstick on a pig - it is still a pig. Thanks for the heads up.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    BuckMcNutter
    Do you have a little Italian in you?
    Could this be the END ?
    Interesting - there was a recent reviewer suggesting this club was on par with Diamond Dolls which I could not disagree more with. I am not even just talking extras - just quality of the girls on average - Diamond Dolls kills this club. Of course, just my opinion. My assessment of the club is very similar to yours. thanks for the review.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Surprised by the lack of body, in the body club
    I still think - early day shift is the way to go here. = Just my opinion.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Drugged, money stolen, and professionally scammed.
    Guys I would not be so quick to discredit this guy on what happened - plenty of these girls have pimps - and they love to jump on credit cards from dumb ass customers. This guy broke so many cardinal rules about strip clubs - if it happened and it could have - he was asking for it. I have seen some dumb ass customers in these clubs. I know a couple of guys that gave out there atm codes to a fucking stripper. Also - I would never use my credit card in these places. When you practically bend over and pull your pants down - what do you expect? It can happen in any club - even the ones with good reputations.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    EagleJake
    Florida
    Disappointed this time
    This one is a classic. Dude - exact same review? Douche of the year award...
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Blakey88
    Washington
    Not what I expected
    OMG - wow $160 - no touch except for side and her ass - dude get some good porn & save some $$$.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Ehhhh
    Wonder if you reviewed the right club? 6 or 7 girls on a Saturday after midnight? Usually over 30 girls minimum - hmm..
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Hottest Girls in SoFla
    Appreciate and respect your comments - but for me - this place isn't even close to Diamond Dolls on looks or mileage - I'm just sayin...
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    leekenny
    Florida
    Stop with the boob jobs!
    Damn I been saying this for years..
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    illini79
    North Carolina
    Worth the visit
    Yeah the VIP is definitely $10 a dance - you got a little screwed there but compared to most clubs - that in itself ($20 dances) is a bargain when you consider the mileage. Most girls there are ecstatic to get $10 dances - after grinding most of the night for $5. She was just taking a shot. Sounds like it all worked out for you though - thanks for the review..
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    Dolfan
    What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
    Still not many girls
    Thanks for the review - I was thinking about swinging by to check it out - been a while since I have been there - I see it is pretty much still the same - Overall it sucks. Definitely a club to pass on for me.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Weekday Afternoon
    Thanks for the review - very thorough. I agree with Papi - I would say - possibly 40% of the girls wont do serious extras. Most will not even suggest it - it is there for a bunch for the right price but you would have to initiate it in most cases. Many of these girls are local girls - most somewhat humble compared to say "Tootsie" girls. There are definitely some diamonds in the rough there - no doubt about it.
  • review comment
    7 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Disappointed
    Probably the first review ever on this club - where the main complaint is lack of mileage. I promise you if said to any one of those girls - look I appreciate a good grind and my payment will reflect that - those girls would have grinded you til you exploded a river and it would not have mattered where you were sitting or who was watching. Most of the girls in this club appreciate a guy that is even a little generous. I agree with Papi - may just have had to be a little more proactive..