Reviews by ericspectator

This is a spacious club which had about 20 dancers working and probably 50 customers when I arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday night. The decors was relatively upscale; there were two stages,…

This club is in a suburban area but is located inside of a warehouse. When I arrived at 9:15 on a Friday night, the cover charge was $10 and parking was $5.…

This was a cavernous club but not on the same size level as Tootsie’s. When I arrived at 9:30 on a rainy Saturday night, there were only about 7 dancers but that number grew…

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating the…

This club was small but relatively upscale. This club, like Playmates, has a Latino influence. Much of the music is in Spanish and the tv screen broadcast Spanish tv stations exclusively. There…

This club charged a $5 cover when I arrived on a Saturday night at about 9:30. There was one stage with one pole. The club was a throwback to the 50s with Playmates…

This club, located right on Washington Avenue near the heart of the South Beach Art Deco district, suffers greatly from its ritzy location. First, the traffic over the causeway from Miami to get to…

This club was small and charged a $15 cover. Parking was scarce; I had to park on the street near the club in a metered space. When I got there on a Saturday…

Everything about this newly renovated club evokes high quality and high class except the dancer quality, which is a pretty substantial exception. Driving up to the club, which is right off of 95, even…

This club had 58 dancers when I went there on a Saturday night primetime. They were substantially higher quality than Tootsie’s with regard to attractiveness. A few of the girls are petite and…

The name is appropriate. From the moment you drive up to the parking lot of this club, which is right on US 1, it shouts “bare”, “shoddy” and “dilapidated”: the lights illuminating the…

In one sentence, "Booby Trap" (BT) Doral has attractive decors but plain-looking and out of shape dancers. I wish it was reversed. While the club is right off the Palmetto, you have…

Solid Gold does not have the best dancer quality in Miami let alone the United States; however, they are relatively high quality. This club was small compared to Scarlett’s but just as nice in…

Cheetah Pompano Beach was packed with customers (mostly old white guys sitting in groups and drinking) when I arrived at 9:30 pm on a Saturday night. I was very disappointed by the aggressive security…

This club was the size of a warehouse with a few stages and LCD monitors posting the names of all the dancers working. There were a total of 78 dancers working when I…

This club was gargantuan and warehouse-like, similar to Tootsie’s. Admission was $10. There are five stages, four poles which surround one in the center in a ring structure and all at least 30…

This club was well-decorated down to the chairs shaped like shoes on the stage and the “DB” stamp on every chair. There were only about 7 customers there when I arrived at 9:30 on…