Comments by laplurker (page 18)

Shill

So every dancer in the club lets you finger them on stage? Really?

What was the parking $1 or $2? What was the entrance fee $5 or $10? Laps are not $20 to $25 - they are $25 period. Private room is $89 for 30 minutes. $50 gets you only 15 minutes. Did you really go to this club?

South Florida clubs all charge $25 for laps except the black clubs.

Thanks for the review! Go to Google Maps and open the street view for this club. At first, you see the closed Stiletto from last year. Click on the front of the building. The view switches to April and the new club. You can navigate right in the front door and see the interior. The place was empty; so, they photographed it when it was closed.

That's a great review. I like a nice club, but sometimes there is an appeal to a place with a rough edge. Of course, there is rough and then there is ROUGH. A dancer a Cheetah's once told me that FD was a drug den. There have been two murders in recent history. It sounds like the worst has been cleaned up. At $170, the private room is cheap enough to be tempting. I imagine that anything goes.

After bad reviews, the manager posts a fake review. It couldn't be more obvious. Hey dude, tell the fucking dancers to get naked on stage. Do your job.

Thanks for the review! I see the TUSCL description of this club is now "topless" not "nude". Is that due to a legal change in club status or just recognizing that the dancers don't go nude on stage anymore even though they could? I have seen nude clubs where the dancers won't take the bottoms off until a certain amount of tips are on stage. At any rate, I won't be visiting this place. Topless joint bore me. I like to see it all.

Now that the club owner/manager has been called out, I think he keeps posting fake reviews just to fuck with us.

I was getting a lap dance once at Cheetah's when the bouncer walked through. My dancer grabbed junior through the pants and asked the bouncer something like "Is it OK to grab the customers?" He looked absolutely embarrassed, mumbled something, and walked away. Like Papi says, they have to count the dances for the house cut. If it were left up to the dancers to pay voluntarily, the house would be lucky to get anything.

So you can get naked, but there is no sex. Then what, self relief? I can do that at home for free. Sheesh!

Who drives 5 hours for a strip club they have never been to and know nothing about? Probably a put down posted by another club.

Does not the owner or manager of the club read TUSCL after he posts these fake reviews? They have all been exposed as ads. What a moron!

I've gotten dances from Jade without problems, but who knows. Unlike the private rooms, I pay for lap dances upfront. If you give a dancer $50 and say "I want two dances.", it makes it really hard for a ROB to over count. You can try out a new dancer with little risk of an over count dispute.

You can't get a beer at this club. It's a full nude stage show. Hence, no alcohol in California.

This club ad is unusually blatant.

etsuttwig222 - I think you are right. It wasn't a bad experience, just not as good as I hoped. Oh well, back to south Florida home of the $25 topless lap which is routinely available in Socal for $20.

I agree with Papi and twentyfive.

Sunday night is the worst night of the week to visit any strip club. Try again on a Friday or Saturday. I have never been to a club with a female companion, but I suspect that the staff doesn't know exactly why you are there - only curious, just want to watch the stage show, get 3 way dances, hubby watching wife getting dances?? Their uncertainty makes them hesitant. You may have to chase down a dancer that interests you and explain what you want.

Actually, the club is not in a strip mall. It shares a free standing building with a hookah company.

Thanks for the review. Interesting that most dancers stay topless, but a few do full nude on stage. I haven't figured out what the standard is for south Florida clubs. Unlike other areas, both topless and nude clubs sell alcohol. So, what determines if a club is topless or nude?

Extras are definitely available here, but I have never tried a cubana. VIP is pricey, expect $400 total, club fee, dancer fee, manager and waitress tips.

The place is better at night. Topless laps are done for $25 in a row of high walled booths along a wall - semi-private at best. There is one private room. The house gets $75 for 30 minutes plus what ever the dancer wants for time usually $200. There is a lot of touchy-feely, but no extras.

I've heard that the private rooms here are out of sight expensive. Thanks for confirming. I can go 4 bennies total for the right experience with the right dancer, but 7? You have to draw the line somewhere. I wonder how many guys fork over 700? There can't be all that many high rollers even with super rich Palm Beach island next door.

Sign paperwork to go to VIP? WTF??