Still a dive

This club remains consistent, but has a split personality. This is primarily a daytime review, at night its a different place. Anyway, its just off the side street on Military a few miles south of the airport. In the area right around it, there are two "All Girl Staff" joints, a liquor store, a pawn shop, and a Checkers. Not a bad area, but not like the big three clubs off Okee. There is usually ample parking, although at busy times it can fill up. During the day, its free to park, on weekend evenings they charge $5 or so. The same with cover. The switch from day to night happens around 7pm, but its not precise. If the lady collecting a cover comes in early, she'll charge $5 at 6:30. If she doesn't get in till 8, you won't pay a cover. Parking's the same way. I generally avoid that time of day, as most of the day girls are gone around then and the night girls won't come in till 10ish, so its a ghost town. The building gives you a good inclination of what you're getting into. It's older, run down, obviously on the dive side. If you're not comfortable in that sort of environment, save the trip. Inside, you walk into the center, on one side is the main stage, a handful of regular tables and wall mounted high top tables with bar stools along the wall. On the left side, there is the main bar, followed by a secondary stage, a few tables, and a row of couches along the wall where lap dances are done. The old lap dance cave where lap dances were done at night is now gone. There's usually one or two waitresses, some of which are part time strippers/waitresses. Most are friendly and for the most part they are effective. Occasionally they'll disappear to smoke, make a phone call, spend some time in a champagne room, or some other activity though. The bartenders are usually pretty good, always friendly and effective. I've never seen them go MIA for long. Drink prices are reasonable, 4-5 bucks for domestics day-night, cocktails are 5-7 usually. No silly upcharges for buying a girl a drink The DJ's are usually okay, music is at a decent level, songs aren't cut terribly short (3:30ish) they generally don't talk too much, although they can sometimes go a bit overboard bitching about no customers tipping. At night, the DJ is totally different. Songs are regularly cut short, there's a lot more chatter about random shit, and the volume gets cranked up.

The girls. This is a tough one. For the most part, the girls here are a rough bunch. Some have been around forever, but there is always a few new ones rotating in and or ones who've been away for a while coming back for a while. In general, they're older and fatter than I prefer. I prefer slim girls, but even without considering my preference some of these girls are straight fat. Not thick, not curvy, fat. And when I say older, I mean that too. I prefer the early twenties, some of these chicks are in their late forties or more. There is usually one or two decent looking girls though, to suit my tastes as least. There is usually a decent number, a dozen or so. Race is a mixed bag, black/white/latina/mixed. The cuban girls here arent the typical Miami Cubans, they speak english. Most of the girls are friendly, and for the most part they pay attention to customers. Meaning, if you don't show any interest they'll leave you be and go hang with their regular customer, but if you do tip on stage they'll come over and say hi. There are some exceptions, but for the most part its easy to get the kind of experience you prefer. On stage, they usually do 2 song sets. Most girls are naked before the 2nd song starts. Action at the tip rail is good. During slow times, they'll be stints with no one on stage. Lap dances are $10 during the day, until 6ish. They're done in the previously mentioned couches with no real barrier between the rest of the club. Mileage is none the less pretty good. At night, dances go to $25 with occasional 3 for 30 specials. Rooms are $170 for 30 minutes during the day, paid up front but inclusive of both the house and girl's fees. As much as I hate pre-payment, at this club I've never seen anything to suggest any girl won't do what she says in the room.