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7 years ago
The Bird has $10 and $20 dancer drinks. They will always serve the $20 unless you know to ask for the $10. It's a ripoff either way.
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7 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
As usual, a very informative review. What the hell is a DJ doing shining a flashlight on the paying customers? How does this joint expect to stay open?
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7 years ago
Strip clubs are hang outs for dirty old men. Why don't you have a girl friend?
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7 years ago
Jersey is a well known ROB.
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7 years ago
It's been a couple of years since I lived in the area. So, my info could be stale. My experience was that not every dancer at Synn will do extras in the VIP. The best approach is to get a few laps (I think they still do 3-4-40 nudes). You can see how frisky the dancer is. You also have a fairly private place to make it plain to the dancer what you want in the VIP. It can't hurt to ask "Do you have a condom?" That will make your expectation clear. It's no time to be shy.
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
That is a super review. Very entertaining. I'm not sure that I would choose DD over other clubs. The women are beautiful, but have a lot of artificial parts. I prefer natural. They mostly speak Spanish. I don't. They want to get junior out, up, and off in three short songs. I like extras, but at a slower pace. To each his own.
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7 years ago
A lot of clubs never recovered from the recession. They hang on by the fingernails. Internet porn, camming, and Craig's List hookers have crowded out strip clubs.
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7 years ago
I don't agree that you should have been aware of a higher price for a more sensual dance. Every club that I have been to has a set price for lap dances. If the dancer wants to charge more, she had better state it upfront. Otherwise, I think a chat with the manager would have been in order. I have gotten plenty of pussy in the face dances for the basic price. What a ROB!
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7 years ago
$300K for medical bills where you owe 20%? What a crap pile insurance plan.
Medicare for all NOW!!
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7 years ago
I don't care what the girl looks like. Her prices are insane.
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7 years ago
Wrong club. No booze in California nude clubs, no casinos either.
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7 years ago
Just another club ad
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7 years ago
It's either a club ad or a fake review to get a free membership.
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7 years ago
It seems that many, if not most, of these first time reviews are fakes. I know everybody has to start somewhere, but there should be some kind of vetting for the first few reviews.
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7 years ago
Just another super lame first time review.
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7 years ago
I don't know why so many of these first time reviews are so lame. I could read the last dozen reviews and create a realistic report on a club I had never been to.
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7 years ago
Mouse Town won't allow anything to happen that might keep them from clipping the tourists. I bet the mayor doesn't go to the toilet without asking Disney's permission.
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7 years ago
If the airfare from Miami to Bangkok wasn't $1200 minimum, I would be there tomorrow.
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7 years ago
You know, these are working girls not virgins. Accepting that some other guy has been there before you, maybe that very day, is part of mongering.
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7 years ago
So, you can pay them just to service yourself. I can do that at home for free.
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7 years ago
Great review!! This makes German FKK and Tijuana seem tame by comparison. Years ago I talked with a Dutch guy at the old Playboy Club bar in Los Angeles. He was in Bangkok on business for a couple of weeks. A bar girl had him move into her parent's house. They fed him meals and the girl fucked his brains out every night. All for less than his hotel cost.
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7 years ago
Why doesn't this club have a VIP room? Anyone know the reason?
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7 years ago
So you alternate between Florida and California clubs. Doesn't the airfare add up?
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7 years ago
The entrance to the shopping center has a sign with the flag of Brazil on it.
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11 years ago
Shill