Walkout

This is only the second strip club I have ever walked out of before getting a dance. I went to Monroe's instead and had a much better time.

To start, the club is set off on a little side road, and looks a little shady when you pull up, but not unlike any number of other clubs. Something new I encountered here, though: $2 for parking. As in, to park my own car in their lot, was $2. OK fine. Add $5 cover at the entrance.

I walked in and no sooner had I sat down than a relatively cute Latina plopped herself in my lap. Not a bad start, I thought. Except she just sat there, not saying anything. I tried to make small talk, but it became clear pretty quickly that the issue was no ingles. Call me old fashioned, but I like to have a little conversation with a girl before I pay her to take her clothes off, so that wasn't going to work for me. I made it clear I wasn't interested in a dance, and she vacated the spot. I was then able to check out the club and assess the situation. There were probably 20 girls there, and maybe 10 guys, so the ratio was good, but the dancers were not. There were a couple of 7's, including the girl who first sat down with me, but most were 4-5, with some 3's sprinkled in for good measure.