laplurker
Florida

Comments by laplurker (page 15)

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7 years ago
Sacheznow
tuscl
Review
Yes, a skimpy review. However, an accurate description of this place per my visit when I was in the area on business last January - a lot of unattractive, pudgy latinas. I suspect that this place is hit or miss with mostly miss. You may get lucky and find a diamond in the rough. If so, move fast. She won't last long before being scooped up.
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7 years ago
Metalmx
Nevada
The girls are stunning.
I like strip clubs for the sleezy feeling, but to each his own.
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7 years ago
Happyhaha
California
Decent but meh
I assume that all first time posters are either club ads or made up reviews for a free membership. To convince me otherwise, the review needs to have ton of details about dancer quality, dance prices and (most of all) info about extras.
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7 years ago
Cowboy12
If you fall off a cliff, get up and try again...
High Class Club
Rachel's lives up to its reputation: very attractive girls, very high prices, very low mileage. Why the hell would a dancer want to meet a customer for breakfast? Maybe a pitch for OTC? Or the call goes to voice mail so you come back to the club to see her again still hoping for breakfast. A straight up offer of OTC is one thing, but this breakfast thing sounds screwy.
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7 years ago
mule7
Los Angeles
Not That Memorable
Tat-free bodies are difficult to find. Hell, they are difficult to find at a public beach. Apparently, everybody under 30 just has to have ink. Sheesh.
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7 years ago
herbertTP
California
Don't Trust The Dj
Whoever answers the phone at many clubs is told to lie about the number of dancers or which dancers are working. They figure once you are there you will stay and spend money.
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7 years ago
bluesteel01
California
Wife And I Hit Up The Tropical Lei
Thanks, justme62. When I am back for business, I want to check it out. The Lei is as close as you can come to a brothel outside Nevada.
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7 years ago
SteveSutton
Ripped Off At Bare Elegance
The more that I read about Eastern European and Russian dancers the more I think that they are all sharks.
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7 years ago
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
A Pretty Good Afternoon
That is a great review, thanks for posting. Yeah, I always thought that the stage arrangement was awkward. But, it's fun to watch the dancers walk from the main to second stage buck naked.
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7 years ago
bluesteel01
California
Wife And I Hit Up The Tropical Lei
When I lived in the area, the Lei was my favorite hangout. I never saw a dancer who did not get nude on stage. There is a gap between the stage and seats. There is no way that a dancer can lay on the stage and touch a customer. The base charge for the VIP is $120 for 3 songs. You tip the dancer for any services provided. The minimum tip for anything extra is $80.
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7 years ago
BuckMcNutter
Do you have a little Italian in you?
Dancers Getting Younger
Florida is a hell of a state. You can't buy a beer at 18, but you can run around butt naked in a public bar.
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7 years ago
PropNut
Tennessee
Really Wierd Night...
It is always a good sign when the dancer gets napkins to take to the private room.
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7 years ago
commodore
Michigan
Why Are There Strip Clubs In San Diego?
The San Diego clubs are lame compared even to City of Industry, Atlanta, or south Florida. How do they stay in business?
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7 years ago
Bend7
Colorado
Girl Good , Owner Asshole
It takes a single minded, stubborn, son of a bitch to open a strip club. The neighbors don't want you, the surrounding businesses don't want you, the politicians don't want you, the cops don't want you. The worst is managing a crew of whiny, needy, space cadet dancers. If you are not an asshole, you will never succeed.
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7 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Better Than What I Expected
Thanks for the review. If I ever find myself on the other coast, it's good to know about this place. Let's see, 200 for the room plus 200 for the dancer plus tip. This place is no cheaper than Cheetah WPB. And you can spend that much in the extras clubs in LA. Getting extras in U.S. strip clubs is an expensive experience. The advantage is that you can walk in off the street at any time and check our the merchandise in advance.
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7 years ago
gymdandy
New Jersey
Parking Lot Mafia
I go only on day shifts when parking is free and the cover is $1. If none of the dancers appeal, why get a dance with any of them? If the girl's tits were a turn off, why give her your phone number? Just asking.
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7 years ago
Paulyboy
Oregon
Fun Place But Big Hustle
When you are back, absolutely do not pay these bitches upfront for anything. Likely, you will not get value for your money. You must hold the money back to have leverage so they perform as promised. For 600, you could have a number of massage parlor or Craig's list encounters.
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7 years ago
londondave
London NYC LA Washington DC
Best Gentlemans Club In La
So you are a "gentleman". Gentlemen don't go to strip clubs. They stay home with their wives and girlfriends. Many of these dancers are single moms who want to raise their kids on more than a Burger King wage. They sell you their bodies to get that money. You go there to buy them. Some gentlemen you are.
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7 years ago
parkoos
Georgia
Do Not Go Here- Extortion
Never, never, ever use a credit card in a strip club. Pay only cash or stay home.
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7 years ago
Wv3c
New York
Spring Break In Miami
Just somebody trying for a free membership
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7 years ago
wallanon
Uncomfortable. That’s Being Kind. Stay Away.
I used to live in Tennessee. There are parts of Memphis that the police are afraid to go into.
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7 years ago
Retarded3
Yes
Before I read a review, I click the reviewer's name. If it's the first review, I generally skip it. I know everybody has to start somewhere, but most of the first time reviews are either attempts to get a free membership or club ads.
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7 years ago
Letmeinplease
Decent
Phony review to get a free membership.
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7 years ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
Tit Buns
I don't like fake tits and I refuse any dancer with fake ass. Indeed, sad that a decent looking woman would destroy her body with stuff that most guys don't like.
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7 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Mini Wpb Tour
I looked up Rain. They appear to be a black oriented nude club open only on Fridays and Saturdays from 5PM. Google "Rain West Palm Beach". You will find their Facebook page. The address is 1152 Old Okeechobee Road. The place looks like an urban, make it rain, party club rather than a traditional strip club. I will let someone else post the first review. This is not my scene.