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7 years ago
$50 to tip the waitress for VIP room is nuts. The last time I was there awhile back, I went for 30 minutes at $89. I gave the waitress a C-note and told here to keep the change. She was happy with that.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Thanks for the reviews, Papi!
Out of curiosity, were the Flashdance women as rough as others have described? I have never been to FD and I am not sure I want to go. The cheap daytime dance prices sound good, but there has to be something half way decent to dance with.
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7 years ago
VIP is not BS. I get extras every time that I am there.
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7 years ago
You obviously hung around for a long time after seeing what kind of place it was.
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7 years ago
In many places, the cops tolerate strip club extras as long as the clubs follow three rules:
1. Nobody under age - either customers or dancers
2. No dope dealing
3. No scamming customers
A club blatantly violating #3 will get a visit from Uncle Leo.
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7 years ago
Nothing makes sense.
$1000 for 30 minutes? I don't care if the girls were Playboy bunnies, no PL is going to pay that. How many PL's even carry a K into a strip club.
Your buddy got thrown out because he heard them in Spanish. What did he do? Translate it to them? Why didn't he just keep quiet, grab you, and leave? How convenient that you were in the toilet. How convenient that you were separated from your phone and wallet.
Who in their right mind leaves a phone and wallet laying out in a strip club?
This post sounds like a rival club trying to hurt Scarlett's business.
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7 years ago
If I am going to lick a dancer's body, it won't be the feet.
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7 years ago
This review does not pass the smell test.
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7 years ago
Are the dancers now nude on stage or are they still only topless?
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7 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
No nudity and no alcohol - this club is toast.
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7 years ago
An excellent review and excellent discussion. Thanks, guys.
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7 years ago
There can't be that many guys who are rich enough to pay those prices and who are willing to drive out to the desert. Just order an escort to your hotel room for less. How does this place stay open?
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7 years ago
The Goose and some other clubs were run by a guy with the nickname "Big Mac". He was Mafia. He got too greedy and some of his associates had him gunned down. I was in one of his old clubs a year later. You could mention his name and tell that the dancers were still too afraid to talk about it.
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7 years ago
The pricing does not make sense. Why pay $500 for 30 minutes? Just get two 15 minute sessions for $350 total.
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7 years ago
I'm still laughing. A great review. Thank you!
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7 years ago
baseballs = rock hard fake tits
I can't stand them either.
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7 years ago
I second that comment. Don't the dancers know that most guys are not turned on by a pair of watermelons stuck on their chests.
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7 years ago
Those prices are insane.
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7 years ago
Her name is "Club Ad"
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7 years ago
Please do not post about Bangkok strip clubs. I cannot go there and it makes me unhappy.
Great report! Thanks.
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7 years ago
If I lived in that hell hole town, I would wear out I-85 driving to Atlanta.
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7 years ago
I know everybody has to start somewhere, but 99% of these "1/1" reviews are crap.
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7 years ago
All of the COI clubs are basically brothels. Enjoy!
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7 years ago
Yes, gowns are lame. The next time I am in LA I want to visit Bare Elegance. The dancers work the floor buck naked. That's my kind of club.
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7 years ago
Nashville clubs are just like DC and Orlando - total wastes of time.