A Pretty Good Afternoon

I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon around maybe 2 or so. I come to this club pretty regularly, so this review is less about a single visit and can be considered more generic. The location is just off the turnpike in an area that isn't the classiest, but certainly isn't bad enough to cause concern. It's near about 5-6 other clubs within a 5-10 minute drive. Outside, the building looks fairly nice and large. Inside, a small fraction of the club is open and in use. It's been under construction for what seams like 3-5 years or so, with little evidence of any progress being made. Parking is a buck, day or night. There is ample parking with an overflow lot right next door, but they have a good chunk of the closer parking cornered off and charge $5 to park there. Thankfully they're usually okay with you self parking in that area, although a few of the outside attendants have said its valet only. During the day, there is no cover charge. After 7pm its $5, with an additional $5 on Fri/Sat night & an extra charge on top of that for PPV nights.

Inside, there are two bars, some tables that are crowded way too close together to be useful, and a bench that surrounds about half the outside wall of the club. The place isn't particularly nice, its run down and a bit dirty. The air doesn't always work well, so sometimes its hot and a bit smelly, other times they overcompensate and its cold as hell. Waitstaff is generally fun & pleasant, they aren't the hottest bunch but many of them will do a dance or even go in the back with you if you're so inclined. Domestics run about $5, cocktails $8-10, no upcharge for dancer drinks. There is one main stage, and a little runway type secondary stage that's used when there are enough girls. Girls do three songs on the main stage when its slow, 2 on the main and 1 or 2 on the little one when its busier. Girls all get naked on the main stage, most stay that way on the little one but not all of them do. Stage shows vary, but aren't particularly impressive primarily due to the setup itself. Interaction during tips is generally pretty good. Girls pay attention to guys who tip and will come over if you show interest as well.

The dancers are a mixed bag. They are mixed in ethnicity, size, and shape. They do have a tendency towards the thicker latina side, but its not 100%. They average probably about 6 during the day and a 7 at night. There is usually one or two lookers, but on the whole the lineup isn't particularly impressive, at least for my tastes. Personality wise most dancers are pretty friendly, they're the type that like to sit and chat, have a few drinks and hang out. There are certainly some wanna dance girls, but they are the exception rather than the rule. There isn't a high hustle factor or high ROB risk, although it is still a strip club and you may encounter a bit of that. They offer nude $10 table side dances, $25 topless lap/friction dances, and rooms for $50/15 minutes. The $25 lap dances are done in an area off the side but not private. The area has cameras that are monitored by an attendant just outside the room. Mileage is pretty good for the dances and, I've never had a girl not deliver as expected in the rooms. Since the addition of the cameras, mileage has gone down somewhat though.