Ripped Off At Bare Elegance

So I was in LA for a few days and decided to hit up Bare Elegance as my new favorite SA girl was on vacation in Florida. Anyway, parked and paid the guy the $5 valet fee (even though I didn't valet). Then $10 to get in.

As has been described many times before, it's a nice place, and all the girls will walk around naked so it's great eye candy. They will also come sit with you, and that's when the annoying drink lady asks what you want to drink. The girls come and go here (never recognize anybody and I come here a few times a year), but drink lady hasn't changed. Go figure.

So let's get to the rip-off. I made some rookie mistakes (again). First girl that came up to me and sat down was from Lithuania. Oh, there were a lot of Eastern European girls there ... so many in fact I was surprised when one girl sat with me and was American. Should have danced with her. Anyway, back to this girl, so she's very frisky in the front room and insinuates that everything is on the table upstairs. I bite and go upstairs with her for $210 for 15 minutes. As soon as we get to the room, all the friskiness stops and she turns very cold. First words she uttered was how much I was going to tip. Well, frankly I didn't have much more and kind of thought the $210 would cover most of the action. Big Mistake, it didn't. So I paid her $100 bucks and said show me what you can do with that. She looked at it in disgust, and started the lamest dance ever. She let me grab her boobs, but that was about it. No licking, sucking, touching the kitty, and no kissing, which we had actually discussed before going upstairs, so she just plain lied about that being a given upstairs.